Ho Train

The Ho Train is a figure of speech used for a group of girls that are constantly together and "Ho-ing" around town.

Ex: Doug: Man, can you believe that group of girls that walked into the bar and were trying to get any group of guys to buy them drinks and take them home? What was up with that?

Max: That, my friend, was a Ho Train :(

Ho, Train, Ho-ing, Group of Girls :(

by rougher12 August 14, 2014

Bitch Train

A large gathering of seemingly popular girls forming an incredibly slow line or clump typically across a hallway, sidewalk, or basically any where in front of where you need to go. The bitch train seems not to realize your presence, and when an opening occurs it is almost immediately filled up again. Vaulting or Parkour might be required to get past the bitch train.

Oh, no, here comes the bitch train, there is no escape.

by Xanxus Ruel February 19, 2015

tranny train

Similar to the Nigerian Seizure Train, a Tranny Train is when a group of four or more transvestites engage in group sex, usually in a line.

Man that tranny train was off the rails!

by Tranny_Granny69 January 16, 2014

Bullshit train

Something you call when somebody you're communicating with is clearly stating some very questionable things, in other words - bullshitting you.

I was talking to the girl and she said she didn't like to be flirted with. I had to call the bullshit train.

by Odelan July 26, 2015

Train Wreck

An object that is so horid that one can notbear to turn their full attention from it.

When I woke up this morning, I worked through the pain of my hangover only to see that I had a damn train wreck in my bed.

by CJ April 27, 2004

Sex Train

The sex train is the term used to define an alpha male's female follower fanbase. The sex train is a term often used by highly desirable guys to describe all the guy's options in the realm of females. Everyone on the sex train is sexually attracted to said alpha male and has or would engage in sexual activity with him.

DutchEastIndiaCo: Dude that girl is totally on my sex train

YMKS: Your sex train is empty

DutchEastIndiaCo: **winks** all aboard!

*They proceed to procreate passionately*

Guy 1: You never get pussy

Guy 2: Are you kidding, the entire female population is up in my sex train, choo choo bitch.

Guy 1: Even my sister?

Guy 2: Handed that one a first class ticket yesterday!

by DutchEastIndiaCo. October 11, 2013

Pain Train

the act of savagely attacking someone for no reason, ideally in a tag team mannor to generate the most pain for the person/rat being attacked.

Hugh: hey Tom fancy a pain train
Tom: ah how about rat boy?
Hugh: safe

*stalks prey*
insert: one bang

by PainTrain1 April 22, 2011