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swamp donkey

a nasty, ketamine addled, white, dreadlocked, trustafarian, uppermiddle class, fool who can be found lying in his or her own sick at free partys all over the uk.

also known in bristol as "swampers"
look at that dirty swamp donkey hes shat himself..
by big skeng October 14, 2011
mugGet the swamp donkeymug.

Green Mountain Swamp Hunt

While taking a rowboat through the southern marshes of Lake Champlain, bend a mud cricket over the bow of the boat and fuck her while snorting maple syrup off her back. The goal is to shoot as many muskrats as possible before nutting
Man, I took the ol' lady on a Green Mountain Swamp Hunt yesterday. Ethan Allen would be so proud
by Endlessecho May 17, 2021
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Swamp feeder

Any person or organization that aids, helps, promotes or defends the stagnation and status quo of Washington DC lawmakers.

As Albert 's elderly father lie dying in a hospital bed with his last breath he said. " Son allways remember there only two kinds of people in this world those who feed the swamp and those who drain the swamp. Promise me son that you won't be a swamp feeder."

Albert vowed from that day on he would devote his life to drainig the swamp
As Albert's dad lay dying in a hospital bed with his last breath he said. " Son allways remember there only two kinds of people in this world those who feed the swamp and those who drain the swamp. Promise me son that you won't be a swamp feeder."

Albert vowed from that day on he would devote his life to drainig the swamp
by Gregaroidson. June 13, 2017
mugGet the Swamp feedermug.

swamp

When you are sitting for a while and sweat forms around your ass crack, making it feel like you shit yourself.
"In the middle of sixth period I had a swamp so bad my shorts stuck to my asshole."
by Oh_Mai_Gawd November 10, 2015
mugGet the swampmug.

Swamp Cookie

When a Female let's her pussy get abused by many guys and doesnt clean properly.
Kayla walked by and her swamp cookie wafted up and made everyone gag.
by Ray Hesselman December 16, 2019
mugGet the Swamp Cookiemug.

swamp dessert

When your swamp ass dries and makes a crust on your butt
It's so hot outside my butt is a swamp dessert
by Karilla blizkits July 22, 2023
mugGet the swamp dessertmug.

Hillbilly Swamp Monster

A woman who loiters at the local gas station wearing short shorts, a knee brace, and some work boots. Often can also be seen with a large beer gut and carries around a foul stench
Yo Matt you see that woman over there! That’s what we call a Hillbilly Swamp Monster
by TY the OG September 17, 2021
mugGet the Hillbilly Swamp Monstermug.

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