Mage Status

When you consume enough cans of beer so that when they are stacked one on top of another, they surpass your height. The stack of beer cans is taped together to create a staff - the ultimate symbol of drinking intenseness. Once mage status is reached, that person is a guaranteed boss.

Also known as Wizard Status.

-Fuck boys we are so gonna acchieve mage status tommorow.

-What a boss, he acchieved mage status

by ...riel... April 14, 2011

Status Postilepticus

When someone is triggered and begins to post impulsively out of anger and emotion.

*Closely related to "Status Epilepticus" (different electronic devices and platform (s) )

Michael became upset over a post and began typing his responses frenetically and fanatically, in full blown Status Postilepticus.

by JayyTheOrc April 05, 2019

Cloud Status

Being really high/stoned.

Damn. I'm Cloud Status!

by _C_J_ July 28, 2011

Server Status

The status describes what function the server is currently performing, or performing in a cluster.

The server status has spiked in reports.

by Raven Definies January 30, 2023

garbo status

the act of packing Copenhagen tobacco in large quantities.

tom- "you still packing lips?"
mike - "yeah, I'm on that Garbo status"

by tobinladen July 23, 2008

Mr. Statue

a dude that gets stiff as bricks around girl

black face: yo dude stop acting all stiff.

White man: what you mean?

black face: everytime your around girls you act like mr. statue

by cody taulman January 04, 2009

Statue Scripts

The BEST Script Showcaser

BABE! Statue Scripts just posted!

by statued February 17, 2024