Ape

A person who is so stupid that any attempt to get them to understand common sense and/or decent human behavior is all but futile, and is as if you are talking to an actual ape. Almost always used in an aggressive or hostile way.

"Cassandra will fall in love with me one day, I know it for sure!"

"You've been saying that for over a year and she's made it very clear that she wants nothing to do with you. Get a grip, you fucking ape"

by TrueHylian July 3, 2021

Ap

An asian fellow and funny,the guy likes dark humour and can be funny.He can offend ur sex,religion,and race.
Be sure to say go kill you're self when he thinks you're annoying

Random guy:Dead chat xd
Ap:go kill you're self

by femboy102 January 10, 2021

Alabama ape shock

When someone gets their spit and mucus and they inject into their relatives but then they fish all of it out with their tongue

My brother Alabama ape shocked me with their spit my butt is so clean

by Player69420 May 7, 2019

Ap

Acidic pussy

Damn bro that girl pussy was so stink almost made me pass out she got that ap

by Ihooplol March 28, 2021

Ape dick

A yb who can’t hadle smoking and they lose it in the head and enter ape mode aka sicko mode

When I was smoking the one day wit my bro I saw him going insane and saw him go ape dick

by Crack and meth January 11, 2019

Carmel ap physics

This will be the worst mistake of your life. If you do not have a promising career in nasa or some shit, don’t do this to yourself. I’m telling you now. If you want to be stressed and depressed for the rest of high school, then this is the class for you. You will NOT need any of the stuff you learn in ap physics in your life ever, besides the final of the class. But, if you get real committed, you can probably learn how to crack some codes and get access to all the Oscar lists. Be careful

Taking Carmel ap physics was the worst mistake of my life and now Mr zell haunts me in my dreams and I will fail everything in life

by ccanonymous January 24, 2025

dumb ape

1. An amatuer investor who buys stocks based on hype and a total lack of understanding for market conditions, valuations and long term strategy.

2. A person who dumps all of their life savings into the stock market and then tries to convince everyone they know to do the same thing in the hopes that it will create enough hype to create a short term growth bubble.

Mike: Bro you see what Duke just did?

Steve: No what?
Mike : That DUMB APE just dropped his savings into some ev startup thats been super hyped and hasn't even sold a car.
Steve : Ugh so should we buy some?
Mike : Umm I guess...

by pympkane December 6, 2021