2 definitions by pympkane
1. An amatuer investor who buys stocks based on hype and a total lack of understanding for market conditions, valuations and long term strategy.
2. A person who dumps all of their life savings into the stock market and then tries to convince everyone they know to do the same thing in the hopes that it will create enough hype to create a short term growth bubble.
2. A person who dumps all of their life savings into the stock market and then tries to convince everyone they know to do the same thing in the hopes that it will create enough hype to create a short term growth bubble.
Mike: Bro you see what Duke just did?
Steve: No what?
Mike : That DUMB APE just dropped his savings into some ev startup thats been super hyped and hasn't even sold a car.
Steve : Ugh so should we buy some?
Mike : Umm I guess...
Steve: No what?
Mike : That DUMB APE just dropped his savings into some ev startup thats been super hyped and hasn't even sold a car.
Steve : Ugh so should we buy some?
Mike : Umm I guess...
by pympkane December 6, 2021
Derived from pronunciation of the the acronym "U.A.H" or "Uppity Ass Hood"; "Yooah's" refers to "Uppity Ass" rich kids that come from "Uppity Ass Hoods" that like to bully and make fun of the clothing and status of less well off people. Inferring of course that "Yooahs" have zero awareness that their own status was obtained simply by being ejected from and Adult Yooah's ballsack.
Mom: Terry what's wrong sweetie? Are you ok?
Terry: No - these rich kids made fun of my shoes on the play ground and then wouldn't let me play with them.
Mom: Terry....fuck dem stupid yooah's....you gonna be richer than Elon some day.
Terry: No - these rich kids made fun of my shoes on the play ground and then wouldn't let me play with them.
Mom: Terry....fuck dem stupid yooah's....you gonna be richer than Elon some day.
by pympkane January 29, 2021