Meat sweats

Eating so much meat you effectively become paralyzed - caught in some dimension between pain, sleep, and excessive fullness. Meat sweats.

Our super bowl tradition is now to eat so much meat that we get dem meat sweats

by 69iliketurtles69 February 20, 2022

Sweat Bomb

A Sweat Bomb could also mean a person who is topless and/or scantily clad, i.e. wearing shorty swimming shorts and is outdoors doing strenuous recreation or work activity under blazing hot sunny summer weather conditions becoming totally covered in perspiration sweat that makes the body glisten in the light of the sunlight reflecting off the body.

You just exploded as a Sweat Bomb, so don't come inside dripping sweat all over the place.

by LcS1 July 3, 2025

Tesla-sweats

When you received the first down payment from your bank on your brand new Tesla Model Y, and you look at your newborn and think: "Fuck, I shouldn't have bought those shorts from Amundsen".

"Sorry I can't join the julebord at Statholdergaarden because I have the Tesla-sweats"

by Otto Huan October 20, 2021

swipe sweats

When someone is swiping through your photos and you’re sweating cause you don’t know what’s next.

I got the swipe sweats knowing Susie got my photos open

by Hexentales September 16, 2022

ball sweat equity

The extraordinary time and effort a guy has invested in getting a piece of tail.

I got so much ball sweat equity in getting with that Tina, I swear I could feed a small country for a year!

by DrEyePoppin' November 25, 2017

Sweat Film

A movie made in the age when nobody knew what a shower was, everyone was anxious, and light reflecting off the skin happened even when there was seemingly no light.

Person 1: Ew. What the hell is that movie you're watching?

Person 2: Just some sweat film that my dad keeps recommending me.

by F1 For Help November 13, 2020

Water Sweat

Also known as ‘condensation’. This adjective embodies the feeling of a sweat like sensation commonly on a cold beverage or item when exposed to humidity causing water droplets on the surface.

Ewwwww, my iced tea has water sweat on it!

My cup is leaving water sweat all over the table!

by Missoopsiescoops July 12, 2024