surprise!

an exclamation used in the game Mario Kart 64; best used when imitating Wario/Mrs. Hasz (typical mom)' voice

Surprise!!! I surprised you by hiding behind that corner in that building in that arena in that multiplayer mode in that Mario Kart 64.

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

surprise baby brother

when your mom has another kid long after she should have stopped because someone forgot to use birth control.

there's me, my sister and my surprise baby brother.

by cheesemac February 18, 2010

Sushi surprise

A sushi surprise is the act of inserting the penis into a empty sushi (seaweed and rice only) so your girlfriend can suck your penis and eat the sushi at the same time.
This practice has been elaborated by Osoma Kinubushi, a japanese cook in the early 70's. Since then, it became a common practice in Japan, as well as in North America and Europe.

I love to give my girlfriend a sushi surprise on valentine's day.

by iggypop February 14, 2008

American Surprise

When an American male gives a girl such an amazing orgasm, that she passes out from sheer pleasure.

"Dude, I heard Mr. Woodcock gave his wife the original American Surprise"-
"I totally gave Charlotte an American Surprise"

by Afterliife April 17, 2009

Brown Eye Surprise

Man on his back, woman on top straddling his body facing away from him riding his cock hard…. Oh damn, and there is the brown eye right in his face!

oh man, she gave me the Brown Eye Surprise

by JBut December 25, 2007

Sultan's Surprise

This scenario is best played out when two people engage in sexual intercourse on the beach and the person being penetrated insists on using a condom. Just before the person using the condom is about to finish he pulls out, rubs his condom wrapped dick in the sand, then slams it back in to finish... Surprise!

You think a Dirty Sanchez is bad? Try giving her the Sultan's Surprise!

by EvanPowell August 26, 2009

chocolate cream surprise

the action of taking a shit in her mouth and making her throw up on her tits and then titty fuck her and cum all on her chest then spoon feed it to her

I gave her a chocolate cream surprise last night

by jimlustylip September 15, 2010