// ch'eezy '' v'ag;// The act of inserting an 8"x4" block of frozen premium grade Velveta cheese into the womens' ass while in the reverse cowgirl sexual position.
a: A process of making macoroni and cheese; combining the ingredients of 2 cups of milk and then 4 tsp. of Velveta cheese in your mouth. While ingesting the ingredients proceed to boil the noodles in a pot. Once macroni noodles reached right texture, strain water into sink. In bowl place the recently strained noodles. Then relieve the recently ingested ingredients upon the noodles through your ass.
a: A process of making macoroni and cheese; combining the ingredients of 2 cups of milk and then 4 tsp. of Velveta cheese in your mouth. While ingesting the ingredients proceed to boil the noodles in a pot. Once macroni noodles reached right texture, strain water into sink. In bowl place the recently strained noodles. Then relieve the recently ingested ingredients upon the noodles through your ass.
"Jenny wanted to incorporate fruit an vegitables in our sex, until she recieved the velveta surprise."
"Damn kids broke my recliner, looks like were having Velveta Suprise for lunch."
"Damn kids broke my recliner, looks like were having Velveta Suprise for lunch."
by Jizzake Blue Balls January 22, 2012
Get the Velveta surprisemug. There's a dumb game on YouTube called Word Surprise, where two kids battle to guess a word for a sad man and prizes, to entertain their uninterested cat.
by FattyCakeKittyCat February 5, 2018
Get the Word Surprisemug. The act of receiving oral sex and ejaculating with such force and quantity the semen in question proceeds through the givers nose, surprising them.
by Nerd Junior July 16, 2008
Get the Surprise Packagemug. by sirderpalot July 3, 2012
Get the Surprise Fappingmug. When a woman is giving you a blowjob as you're driving, and right when you're about to cum you slam on the breaks and her head flies off your dick onto the steering wheel, thus making you jizz on her face.
"Yo, why has Mary been avoiding you all week?"
"Oh. She's still mad that I gave her a stop sign surprise."
"Oh. She's still mad that I gave her a stop sign surprise."
by Elixer0 May 18, 2008
Get the stop sign surprisemug. A classical dutch oven, which is when you fart under the covers and pull the covers over your partner's face, except this dutch oven comes with a freshly baked batch of brownies!
by Jörg December 12, 2006
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Get the surprise butt sexmug.