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Velveta surprise

// ch'eezy '' v'ag;// The act of inserting an 8"x4" block of frozen premium grade Velveta cheese into the womens' ass while in the reverse cowgirl sexual position.

a: A process of making macoroni and cheese; combining the ingredients of 2 cups of milk and then 4 tsp. of Velveta cheese in your mouth. While ingesting the ingredients proceed to boil the noodles in a pot. Once macroni noodles reached right texture, strain water into sink. In bowl place the recently strained noodles. Then relieve the recently ingested ingredients upon the noodles through your ass.
"Jenny wanted to incorporate fruit an vegitables in our sex, until she recieved the velveta surprise."

"Damn kids broke my recliner, looks like were having Velveta Suprise for lunch."
by Jizzake Blue Balls January 22, 2012
mugGet the Velveta surprisemug.

Word Surprise

There's a dumb game on YouTube called Word Surprise, where two kids battle to guess a word for a sad man and prizes, to entertain their uninterested cat.
by FattyCakeKittyCat February 5, 2018
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Surprise Package

The act of receiving oral sex and ejaculating with such force and quantity the semen in question proceeds through the givers nose, surprising them.
Dude, Jennifer was giving me head an I gave her such a fucking surprise package.
by Nerd Junior July 16, 2008
mugGet the Surprise Packagemug.

Surprise Fapping

when you masturbate in front of a door that will eventually be opened
Tim completely surprised me when I opened the door and he was fapping. He was surprise fapping.
by sirderpalot July 3, 2012
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stop sign surprise

When a woman is giving you a blowjob as you're driving, and right when you're about to cum you slam on the breaks and her head flies off your dick onto the steering wheel, thus making you jizz on her face.
"Yo, why has Mary been avoiding you all week?"
"Oh. She's still mad that I gave her a stop sign surprise."
by Elixer0 May 18, 2008
mugGet the stop sign surprisemug.

Dutch Oven Surprise

A classical dutch oven, which is when you fart under the covers and pull the covers over your partner's face, except this dutch oven comes with a freshly baked batch of brownies!
I thought it was just a harmless dutch oven, but then i saw the dutch oven surprise!
by Jörg December 12, 2006
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surprise butt sex

Joey: SURPRISE BUTT SEX!!!!! *dry hump's yuig*
Yuig: Joey, with you its never a surprise...
by motherly love January 18, 2010
mugGet the surprise butt sexmug.

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