lemonade stand

When you urinate in a girls mouth while she is giving you a blow job.

Sally was sucking my dick and I had to pee so I gave her a lemonade stand.

by Brandon August 2, 2004

Lemonade Stand

The act of pissing inside a girl's asshole after a period of intense anal. After the colon is full of urine ice is put inside. Then the man or woman (lesbians) take a straw and proceed to drink the urine from the woman anus. Thus, you have the Lemonade Stand. Of course it would be advised that the person drinking the urine is standing, only because the technique is called the Lemonade Stand.

"Listen bitch, I'm gonna have me some lemonade tonight from yo stand... ya dig?"

"Like omg, johnny johnson did the lemonade stand on me last night, and today i shat nothing but pulp."

by Johnny Johnnson August 22, 2011

Stand

It’s become conventional wisdom that it’s essential to stand up for yourself.People who are non-assertive—that is, passive, verbally withholding, or overly deferential—generally don’t (and can’t) get their basic relational needs met. They end up feeling frustrated, misunderstood, and unfulfilled. Ironically, though, individuals who are more aggressive than assertive similarly wind up feeling “cut off” from others, despite being much better at getting others to do their bidding. But through insistent, “bullying” demands and projecting the message that their own (ego-centered) needs are unquestionably more vital, more valuable, than anybody else’s, they eventually alienate those around them

I take a stand.
I will rand up for my self.

Don't stand like that.

Stand for right and wrong.

Just stand there.

Take a stand regardless of people hating you.

Fuck them stand for yourself.

! Stand!

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 21, 2019

One Hairy Night Stand

1. A one night stand with a person who has an exceptional amount of body hair.

2. Hooking up with someone who rudely leaves body hair all over your bed sheets, which results in never calling him or her for a second go-around.

3. A hairy hump horror!

Girl 1 wakes up to change her sheets after a drunk night with a guy she meets at a Valentines Day party.
"Holy cow! There is pubic hair all over my sheets!"

Girl 1's friend: "BARRFFFFFF"

Girl 1: "I don't want all this hair in my washer, I'm going to roll it up in this lint remover tape roller"

Girl 1's friend: "BARRRFFFFFFF"

Girl 1: "That was one hairy night stand!"

by Toocooltobefriendswithu February 19, 2009

fall asleep standing up

Term used to show how difficult a task is, or the amount of time something would require.

I’d have to fall asleep standing up to teach that girl to be DTF. So fuckin prude, it would take forever…

I ate so much pizza hut today, I’d have to fall asleep standing up to burn off all the calories.

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

Let's blow this popsicle stand!

A pretty lame way to say "Let's get out of here." This saying has become all too common these days.

Your wife: "This place is bernie. Let's blow this popsicle stand!"
Me: "I've got a popsicle you can blow. Bitch."

by Nick D November 11, 2003

standard deduction

The traditional Lenten sacrifice of abstinence from non-seafood meat (beef, pork, chicken, lamb, etc.), as opposed to any additional sacrifice like chocolate, beer, video games, or sex.

GF: Are you gonna give up playing Guitar Hero for Lent?
BF: Hells no, I gotta finish it in hard. I'll just take the standard deduction.
GF: Step aside, then. I just need to beat "Knights of Cydonia" in expert to finish the game. Nooch!

by resident alian February 18, 2008