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Have your spoon on you

When you say somebody have spoon on themselve, it means they're sayin' non-sence. Slanging, They're eating crap(shit) by that spoon.
Specially when they're being curious on one's personal life or cutting on somebody saying irrelevant things.
(A Persian common urban expression)
A: I'm doing my best to buy that new PC. I do need it
B: If you need anything, just give me a call.
C addressing A&B: Don't do that! It doesn't worth it.
A replies: Do you "have your spoon on you"?!
by Sinatrup October 28, 2018
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hardcore spooning

Spooning so hard your cock accidentally slides in.
Bro!! Me and my chick were hardcore spooning last night! I didn't even know that that shit exsisted.
by TurnoNegro March 25, 2016
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Spoon

Louise you friggin spoon.
by xh_wn December 10, 2021
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An act where two Caucasians males who collectively weigh less than 300 lb, lay together while one positions his penis through the legs of the other who tucks his penis between his legs.
It was really cold the other night when we went camping so my buddy and I performed a medium weight white pp spoon
by HonestTruthTalker October 29, 2025
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The rusty spoon

The weapon you pick when it demands the slowest and most painful death possible. This will aggravate us all using the rusty spoon it truly will.
"This took beyond the rusty spork today it took the rusty spoon."
by Nahman1250050 August 10, 2022
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Spoon

Someone who makes up rumours for fun. A stirrer. Or a sh*t stirrer.
Omg he’s such a spoon”
by Ashaks June 21, 2018
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Spoon

a name to call someone if they've done something stupid or silly.
"I've just left my coffee on top of my car; I'm a spoon."
"That spoon has just dropped his keys in a puddle."
"She boarded the wrong train, how could she be such a spoon?"
by musicalanomalie November 30, 2016
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