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Woah you've been naughty...what a spoon

by evalol October 8, 2021

Spoon

Really good at baseball, probably named Marissa or something

We replaced Marissa with tim without telling her because she’s a spoon

by Baseball is great February 22, 2021

spoon

another word for an annoying human who doesn't leave you alone when you tell them you don't want to be friends!!!!

ughh Bethany is being such a spoon today!!

by kevin!!!!!!! June 10, 2020

Spoon jealous

The act of getting jealous of not making tips because you don't have a penis.

Kyla was so spoon jealous when she didn't make enough tips at the bar.

by memerrrrr August 17, 2011

Spoon-zilla

A mini spoon often seen in mouths, found in Winco when serving free samples.

Karah, "Oh look free samples,"
Amber,"Awww, mini spoon,"
Karah, "Thems are spoon-zillas."

by Kambah Birgle September 16, 2009

Spoon

A type of nigga you don’t fuck with

My friend Daniel is such a spoon ass bitch ass crab ass nigga.

by Ben danger April 10, 2019

Spoons on spaghetti night

A bad solution, temporarily considered.

Looking up towards the window they thought “This rope made of laundry DOES seem pretty sturdy…” but then realized it was spoons on spaghetti night.

by PulpPigment November 1, 2023