Dicked the spoon

Wiping the head of a dick with a spoon used to get coconut oil.

I dicked the spoon after I used it to get coconut oil out of the jar.

by Diane Zwart October 14, 2018

Hong Kong Jack Spoon

Cum on her face, scrape it off with a ladle, plop in a wonton and make her eat it!

“My girl and I tried to enjoy a Hong Kong Jack Spoon, but it wasn’t the same without chopsticks.”

by JackHang69 October 6, 2023

Spoonful of ass

Nutella butter

Just let me eat the spoonful of ass

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

T spoon

A person who is deprived of validation and stuck in a shell. If you find a T spoon love him unconditionally and dont give him anything other than food and happiness.

Man I'm not sure what's wrong with that guy. He sure looks like a t spoon to me. How about let's fill him with truth. Its obvious he needs help.

by ButchNochance January 27, 2022

dirty little sample spoon

n. slut.
Origin: Cold Stone Creamery Sample Spoon Disposal Bin Label.

That dirty little sample spoon hooked up with my spouse. annnnnd scene.

by mz.muthaforkher February 1, 2012

She brought a spoon...

to THE SUPER BOWL! YEAAAAAAAAAHHH!

Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon... to the super bowl.

by ඩී December 7, 2023

1 guy 2 spoons

as far as i know it was an itteration of 2 girls 1 cup but it involves a guy taking 2 spoons and using them to pull his eye out of its socket

p1: have you seen "1 guy 2 spoons"
p2: yes i have you disgusting person

by merc5820 February 11, 2023