split my eggs

when you fail at something very hard and you can't do anything about it and you feel like ending it all

Guy #1: yo, you got that coffee we ordered man?
Guy #2: yea its right here *DROPS COFFEE* Oh Darn it
Guy #1: you really split the eggs this time, man
Guy #2 yea I guess I split my eggs

by SenpaiMilk January 20, 2017

split the pan

To defecate (shit).

"Jesus, you should have seen the size of that turd I just let out, it split the pan!"

by Mortiis February 7, 2017

Split the wood

A mark ass nigga that splits the backwood instead of unraveling the backwood

Yo this nigga Marcus deadass just split the wood

by Splithewood December 2, 2016

Split

Another word for a bisexual. Originated in Queen Anne's county Maryland by Miguel Triana.

Damn bro, you made that girl split!

by Mig T December 15, 2016

splittin' tiddies

Waisting time

Jim was totally splittin' tiddies when he masturbated instead of doing his calculus homework

by Turtler April 20, 2017

Splitski

When your live in girl or boy friend packs up all their stuff while your not home and moves out and when you get home their stuff and them are gone and you didn't see it coming.

My girlfriend and I had a fight this morning before I went to work when I come home with flowers for her she had gone splitski.

by Bummer72 July 28, 2017

split a footlong

either performing an Eiffel Tower with two penises at approximately 6 inches in length, or a single individual entering two women at once, using two approximately 6 inch penile objects

Hey man, would you like to split a footlong?
Nah, I don't like Subway.
Ok, your loss bro.

by frhwdofnursekaj August 31, 2017