SpeedLoaf

An exceptionally large bowel movement made in extreme haste.

Federal agents were breaking down my door whilst I shat, therefore a speedloaf was required.

by GhostExodus July 18, 2009

Speed Bag

A women whose small breasts dont need much attention during foreplay.

"So how's that new girl?"

"Ah, she's a fucking speed bag. There wasn't much I could feel up on so I just fucked her."

by Walter Phillips November 20, 2011

Speed

a movie about a bus that will blow up if it goes below 50mph; a type of drug that i wanna try

man i took that speed last night, shit fucked me up

by Khronic April 16, 2006

Speed Trap

When a person let's you get comfortable and then tries to label your relationship prematurely.

We've only been going out for 3 weeks and she hits me with "so what are we?" She totally tried to Speed Trap me.

by Kyuzo1989 September 30, 2016

speed dialing

When a chick repeatedly phones you, and you use your phone on vibrate to get her off.

Speed dialing your mom was awesome! But now I can't get the smell out of my phone.

by BeefWellington11 February 9, 2018

speed bumps

Any potential sexual partner with herpes, warts, or any other STD that is "the gift that keeps on giving."

Ben saw Karen at the party and thought she was hot. However, his buddies warned him to be cautious or wear a condom because she has "speed bumps."

by Tony Cain October 18, 2006

Speed

A colloquialism used to refer to a friend

thanks speed

by speed22 June 20, 2011