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sparknotes

mankind's greatest invention. summarizes boring books high school students have to read, in little paragrpahs for every chapter. you can still get the idea of what the book's about without spending countless hours reading the damn thing.
also avilable for subjects such as history, math, science, chemistry, government, etc.
Oh fuck. I have a test on Macbeth tomorrow. Sparknotes to the rescue!
by SexyLexie May 14, 2007
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Sparkling Vanilla

After you have sex with an albino girl, she smiles and you wipe your cum on her teeth so they gleam in the sun light.
Someone please post a pic of an A&W cream soda can if you can't actually perform one. Albino girls are rare treasures. The porn for them is practically nonexistant. Even more so than midget.
by Karate Jesus December 7, 2004
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spawncamper

A weak, talentless player who in order to increase his/her own kill count relies on respawning players as easy targets.
We have a 'spawncamper' in our base!
Someone get that spawn camper!
by Bunneh July 9, 2003
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Sparda

Dante's father from the Devil May Cry series. He wears a sexy monocle.
Sparda is a sexy monocle wearing beast.
by Kaori333 March 1, 2009
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Cock-Spanked

Female equivalent for "Pussy-Whipped." See also "penis-spanked".
Why do you keep doing his laundy? You're so cock-spanked!
by Mikey The Comic August 4, 2009
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enough commie spam

A subreddit of people who are tired of seeing communist ideology inserted into unrelated conversations or on non-political websites/message boards.
A: "I'm looking for a place to move into, should I buy or rent?"
B: "You know under communism you wouldn't have to be oppressed like this"
A: "Dude enough commie spam"
by Im.Scatman September 15, 2020
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Spamalot

The spectacular broadway musical of the movie, Monty Python and the Holy Grail. It was written by Python member, Eric Idle with music by Idle and John du Prez. It stars Tim Curry, Hank Azaria, Sara Ramirez, and David Hyde Pierce.
It is a brilliant production (it had a 12 million dollar budget). Among the best songs are "You Won't Succeed on Broadway," "The Fisch Schlapping Song," and "He's Not Dead Yet."
It's bloody brilliant! You must see it!
"In any great adventure
If you don't want to lose
Victory depends upon
The people that you choose
So listen Arthur darling
Closely to this news
We won't succeed on Broadway.
If we don't have any Jews."
by shrubbery July 19, 2008
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