Poop Sock

And ordinary sock that you use to poop in when you can go to the bathroom or don’t want to want to

Mom found the poop sock

by Deathrider1002 March 13, 2019

Tube Socked

Verb..the uncontrollable desire to roll up ones sock and jam it in a cunT’s mouth after listening to her incessantly flapping her lips just to hear herself talk all the whole never arriving at a relevant point.

After 15 min of listening to Anne...
Bill via text to Mario “this cunT won’t STFU”

Mario via text to Bill “she needs tube socked, fuckin cunT”

by Bigloads4U2 May 27, 2021

Taint Sock

An insult on a person's character referring to the sweat-soaked crotch padding found in men's bicycle shorts. Also reference Man Pad

Dude, you haven't showered for weeks, go rinse out your Taint Sock in the tub, ass.

by Pun87 June 23, 2010

drunk socks

Socks that slide down your foot inside your shoe, they won't stay up.

These drunk socks are annoying the hell out of me, they won't stay up. I need to go home and get a new pair.

by Cammmm August 31, 2017

floating sock

A sock that went not floating yuh moon bounce yeah

Yo this "bitch" is being a floating sock, shtruv

by FlyingSnick February 9, 2022

Creamy Sock

A sock filled with any creamy substance, usually jizzum

This little nub was pissin me off so I gave him an old fashion beat down with a creamy sock.

by Nub698 August 26, 2011

Sock Mop

When you utilise your sock to soak up urine from around a toilet bowl, usually at the public john or at the house of someone whom you seek to impress. Upon gazing at the floor, you realize that you, or another, has urinated everywhere except in the toilet. You have either used all the paper, or are about to, so the decision is made to use your sock to absorb the stray urine, thereby protecting your downed trousers from the same fate, and/or sparing you the burden of being suspected of errant micturition. Either way, your foot spends the day's balance swathed in festering piss. Oh well, at least you won't get tinea.

"Man I was at Christina Applegate's the other night and I pissed all over her floor!"

"Noooo! What did you do?"

"Bro I used the Sock Mop..... Say, do you smell ammonia?"

by Coelacanthus August 22, 2014