sconzy

someone who is afraid of work, a lazy worker

dan has not done a thing in two weeks, he is setting himself up to be sconzy of the month

by scottyrock May 14, 2011

5-Second Rule

1. When you're having sex with a pregnant woman and the fetus falls out onto the floor, you have 5 seconds to get it back in or else you must eat it.

2. When you trip and fall on the ground and your homie yells "5-second rule" and starts eating your ass.

1: Guy: Uh oh honey, it just popped out! My bad!

Girl: Well I guess you have 5 seconds to put Cleetus back in.

Guy: Oh, right the 5-second rule!

Oops it's too late now.
*Shoves Cleetus down his throat*

Girl: *Cries*

2: Bro 1: Watch out, your dick's untied.

Bro 2: *trips on dick and faceplants*

Bro 3: 5-second rule!

Bro 1 and 3: Start eating Bro 2's ass.

by Mike Hawksmall December 16, 2019

Admiralty Secondary School

People assert dominance on the first day of school to see who would be voted as class chairman.
Mr Chong greets everyone no matter what and is a great teacher.

Admiralty Secondary School is a school I'd go to without regrets.

by SangwooOh August 21, 2021

Cape Hatteras Secondary School

CHSS is a school with only 300 students in it and hosts grades 6-12. Most of the guys here are tall, average, white fuckboys who will send pics of their dick to literally anyone. Here, everyone who is born on this island is related to each other so if you thought Alabama was bad, you haven’t come here yet. The middle schoolers try to act cool and like they are older than they are. The high schoolers are all just annoying as shit. Welcome to Cape Hatteras, where you can smell death before you even walk in. Last thing to remember is it’s a small ass school and if you do anything the whole school will know in a millisecond.

Wow i just got here and i already hate this place more than my old school? I must be at Cape Hatteras Secondary School

by yee haw fuckers January 27, 2019

In a second

You would instantly without stalling, Do it. Whether its do a goat or woman or man... In a second can also mean to have sex with a girl without even thinking about it. Like when you see a ugly chick, you think about it "Would I do her?"... But if its "In a second"... No thinking... Just straight up wam wam!

*Bri'ish girls walk past shayne*

Shayne : Holy crap! IN A SECOND!!


*Gay men walk past*

Snep t3h pwnz : IN A SECOND!! OMFG WAFFLE RAFLS

by darkmyst September 19, 2005

sconex

Xanga squared
essentially a breeding grounds for people who found xanga to be too depressing

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by Wudja Duume March 28, 2005

5 second rule

A widely known rule used to make morons feel better about eating off of the ground. Supposedly the food god protects all food for 5 seconds after it touches the ground. After which the food god will become angry and infest it with cooties.

Moron: Oh noes my sammich!
Food god: Hurry, pick it up. 5 second rule!
~5 seconds later~
Moron: ...What?
Food god: I am angered! I shall infest your sandwich with cooties!!

by I r mime May 28, 2007