smoppy

Any thing sexual. It can be a verb or an adjective. It is used purely to reference other sexual acts or feelings.

That guys outfit just made me get a bit smoppy.
I smoppied her last night.
Ew, that girl makes me so not smoppy.

by First Speaker April 1, 2009

shopping cart races

An event created summer of 2009, and held in Anchorage, Alaska on a random Thursday night, where teams of "girlfriends" enjoy a scavenger hunt throughout downtown, stopping at the local bars and misc places along the way. Each team must have a theme, and dress up as well as decorate their shopping cart accordingly. They must also have a digital camera to document their tasks and a check off list for the bartenders at each stop to initial after the specified drink has been drunk. We do not encourage stealing shopping carts and will take full responsibility for such actions once we're arrested, because there's a good chance it'll happen.

B: "what is all this talk about shopping cart races and how did i get involved?"
K: "your girlfriend agreed to it without your knowledge, now you're stuck. It'll be fun, shopping carts, decorations, booze... and possibly an arrest"
B:"i knew if i hung out with people with tattoos and piercings, this would happen..."

by theGETSOMEgirlsofAK May 13, 2009

Sloppy Glove

When a man cums in his hand and then slaps a girl in the face with his cum filled hand.

Dude i fucking sloppy gloved that girl last night

by Luke PieStalker February 6, 2010

Sloppy Blobber

A wet, saliva covered blow job.

Dude, that chick gives the best sloppy blobbers ever! I'm surprised she isn't dehydrated afterward.

by TimInBoise March 30, 2010

Sloppy Floyd

Kind of like a sloppy joe, but made with shit and menstrual fluids.

I just looked in the toilet and my girl left me with a sloppy floyd!

by James H. Floyd June 1, 2010

sloppy melon

Sloppy melon is the act of utting a hole in a water melon pouring salt into it and inserting a males penis into it and having sex with the watermelon

Brad preformed the sloppy melon

by Prozakmommy November 23, 2013

sloppy sock puppet

when you engage in protected sexual intercourse with a woman and when you ejaculate you turn the condom inside out and fist the shit out of her with the condom on your hand.

last night for my birthday

my girlfriend let me give her a sloppy sock puppet.

by dickweed69 October 11, 2014