Cum Sponge

A bitch that will dowse herself in a mans goo.

She licked it all up . That bitch is A cum sponge !

by ozgood69 June 15, 2009

Pee Slinger

1. The dearest friend a drug user has

2. A person who sells their clean urine to people so they can pass a drug test

3. One who sells their pee for personal gain

KJ: Man, I hope I get that job Monday. After Saturday night I'm not sure I can pass the drug test

Chico: That's cool bro. I'll give you the number for my pee slinger

by Sayrahbelle and K-Doggy January 8, 2012

long slong

Baes long/big dick

Damn bae you have a long slong

by poe.pok September 16, 2016

slinger

when someone can't tell the other person that they love them becuase they are scared of what they will say

"I know I love him, but I"m a slinger."

by tsar June 21, 2006

spongebob

a homosexual male yellow square dude who makes out with a pink starfish. coincidentally this starfish is also male.

spongebob: hey patrick im ready! are you ready? cause im ready!
patrick: OH YEA BABY! im ready! lets go to your place and party all night long with gary! then we can go over and get squidward, and the real fun begins!

by caitlin, cedric, and mike October 16, 2008

Spongebob Squarepants

the most stupidest show in the world. It is NOT funny AT ALL and I blame it most for getting Invader Zim cancelled....whoever made Spongebob is a stupid redneck and should be shot and killed!

"Spongebob is the gayest show ever!!!" ~ Dirge

by Dirge February 13, 2005

purple headed yogurt slinger

a penis....:)

Jake stuck his purple headed yogurt slinge into my vagina

by jenjen October 15, 2003