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Bro-Shake

A pact made within a group of bros. There are a few different occasions in which a Bro-Shake can be used:

-To verify and/or validate a vocal statement
-To solidify a dare of sorts
-To make a bet

If the bro shake is broken, the offending bro is therefore assigned a single Bro-Merit.

See Bro-Merit.
Bro 1: Hey bro, Stacy and I got it on last night; it was awesome!
Bro 2: Orly? Bro-Shake on it?
Bro 1: ... Oh alright, I actually just watched Stacy from her front yard...

Bro 1: Hey, that roof looks low enough to jump off of.
Bro 2: I dare you to.
Bro 1: Oh, yeah, I will.
Bro 2: Bro-Shake on it?
Bro 1: Aw man... naw...

Bro 2: I'll give you 50 G's if you bang Stacy tonight.
Bro 1: Oh hell yeah! Bro-Shake on it?
Bro 2: Yeah, because it's never happening.
Bro 1: Yeah...

Example of misuse of the Bro-Shake:

Bro 1: Dude. I had sex with Stacy last night.

Bro 2: Really? Do you Bro-Shake?
Bro 1: Yeah. I do. *Bro-Shake*
~5 minutes later~
Bro 2 (To Stacy): Hey, I heard you and Bro 1 got it on last night.
Stacy: Ew no gross. Never.

*Bro 1 is then assigned a Bro-Merit*
by Bob and Phil Industries December 13, 2012
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Bro Shake

Slapping your hands together with a homie to shake hands.. But not the normal way, its a series of movements that would be hard to explain. You will know it when you see it.
Used extremely often in Saskatoon's WestSide
KaZ: Man i ran into like 16 bro's the other day and gave every single one a "bro shake".
Mac: That's respect homie....
OR
KaZ: Who the fuck is this kid?
Mac: I don't know, but he looks like a chump...
(No "Bro Shake" offered to the chump kid.)
by KaZPeR December 14, 2008
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Mixing a Protein Shake

Another term for male masturbation, especially when caught out in public by women performing that act.
When confronted the suspect explained to police that he had been Mixing A Protein Shake.
by jesster79 August 19, 2016
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milk shake

When a girl buys an actual milkshake from like diary queen or something, and she gets her whole body upside down, and someone pours the milkshake in her vagina and sucks it out with a straw
by Mara August 1, 2004
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root beer shake

when you do a girl up the ass and she shits on you
by snow buny May 6, 2003
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waist shake

http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher51.html
by freds July 21, 2008
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gun shake

When two lads greet eachother by shaking eachothers bicep.
James set Jake a gun shake when he saw him at the weekend.

'Oi neek....Set me a gun shake'
by Edkins December 19, 2007
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