Salt Shaker

A slur for a person who has a fake problem.

His manager was pissed because he shook the salt over the fries at 4 inches instead of six. Dumbass muh fukkiiiiin salt shaker.

by Muh fukiiiiinnnn February 6, 2022

Salting

When you meet a girl off the dating app Salt but don't know how to define your relationship

Me and that girl are Salting real hard at the moment

by Willjon February 7, 2022

Salt

A state of being pissed off or upset.

NOT “salty”, Salt is a complete embodiment of the state of being upset, potentially long lasting and very severe.

A: “My mom backed out of the garage and hit my car, AND she said she’s not paying to fix it.”

B: “That’s so tough man, how are you feeling?”

A: “I’m so salt.”

by D123L123 February 10, 2022

Salt

The cutest dog in the world; A black and white dog who’s the cutest girl ever yes she is yes she is

“Salt is the cutest dog I’ve ever seen”

by Anabelle_salt February 11, 2022

Salt Shaker

When you act as if you are sprinkling salt in your mouth when you are actually sucking on………..something………inappropriately

DO THE SALT SHAKER!!!

by Elizabeth Bonnet March 30, 2022

The salt bae

A new sex position where you do the salt bae to spinkle some salt into the wounds of your haters.

Yh Jerry we did the salt bae last night.

by KICIA 666 April 6, 2022

Salted up

Getting a base level drunk the night before a big drinking night to increase your tolerance

Make sure you get salted up the night before the golf trip tomorrow. Don’t want to come in all excited and get overserved

by LumberJones April 12, 2022