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by QuickScoper19 January 14, 2016
Get the Simon mug.Simon describes a person who is, selfish, mean, rude and very inappropriate. He has a crush on a popular girl and the popular has a crush on him. He has many friends who are all very rude to the innocent people and none of them are at all nice to anybody but the popular girls.
That was very Simon of you to make fun of that girl.
by NotABadger May 24, 2016
Get the Simon mug.A freaking smarttt dudee. Even though his name means "the flap of skin in a females vagina that tears during the first time they have intercourse" (btw thanks for the person who wrote that) Okay well hes a perfectionistt. and even though he might be really smart and ahead of everyone in math class hes still dumber than the 2 most dumbest asian girls in the world .. lets say their names are Sandra and Emily? He studies all freaking day, mornings and nights, yet he will still never be accepted in the world for his point of view of gay polotics. Loves long walks down the beach and korean bbq from korea town with his main man. Short, chubby, dumbish, and has the most interesting shaped chode in man kind! And he never bitches back at you because he always gets OWNED! but hes still a very good buddy :)
This Korean kid named umm.. lets say Simon P, loves writing autobiographys on his life as a gay doctor
by emilyownzzz October 15, 2008
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i swear to god if i hear another cunt call it samonella ill punch them in the ovaries/balls
i swear to god if i hear another cunt call it samonella ill punch them in the ovaries/balls
by la-teeshuhh September 29, 2008
Get the samonella mug.I had a Saigon Sally when the ATM ate my card.
A taxi cut her off on her motorbike and she had a full Saigon Sally.
He didn't understand a word I said and did the complete opposite of what I asked him and I just gave him a Saigon Sally
A taxi cut her off on her motorbike and she had a full Saigon Sally.
He didn't understand a word I said and did the complete opposite of what I asked him and I just gave him a Saigon Sally
by agill May 22, 2007
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