Mage Status

When you consume enough cans of beer so that when they are stacked one on top of another, they surpass your height. The stack of beer cans is taped together to create a staff - the ultimate symbol of drinking intenseness. Once mage status is reached, that person is a guaranteed boss.

Also known as Wizard Status.
-Fuck boys we are so gonna acchieve mage status tommorow.

-What a boss, he acchieved mage status
by ...riel... April 14, 2011
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Status Jumping

Status jumping is a skill used by many facebookers to prevent a creeper from creepin on ones facebook. The status jumper starts a conversation on one status and then continues it on another status making creepers confused.
Facebooker #1 writes on status 1: hey guyz what time we going to movies tonight?
Creeper: 'yesss what time are you going to the movies tonight'
Status jumping Facebooker #2 writes on different status: 9 PM facebooker.
by BookFacee July 02, 2010
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Server Status

The status describes what function the server is currently performing, or performing in a cluster.
The server status has spiked in reports.
by Raven Definies January 30, 2023
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Status Postilepticus

When someone is triggered and begins to post impulsively out of anger and emotion.

*Closely related to "Status Epilepticus" (different electronic devices and platform (s) )
Michael became upset over a post and began typing his responses frenetically and fanatically, in full blown Status Postilepticus.
by JayyTheOrc April 05, 2019
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Cloud Status

Damn. I'm Cloud Status!
by _C_J_ July 28, 2011
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garbo status

the act of packing Copenhagen tobacco in large quantities.
tom- "you still packing lips?"
mike - "yeah, I'm on that Garbo status"
by tobinladen July 23, 2008
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Mr. Statue

a dude that gets stiff as bricks around girl
black face: yo dude stop acting all stiff.

White man: what you mean?

black face: everytime your around girls you act like mr. statue
by cody taulman January 04, 2009
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