sartorial

of or pertaining to tailors and they're trade.

"Suits are full of joy. They're the sartorial equivalent of a baby smiling."
-Barney Stinson

by jorgesanchez9000 November 5, 2010

Jacob Sartorius

See Fuckboy

"God, Jacob Sartorius is so hot!"
"Um, he's a total Fuckboy."

by lerp-a-derp May 27, 2017

Sarth

An incredible hunk of a man. He slays women 24/7 with his gargantuan wanger while woman swoon over his 30" biceps. He frequently performs Norwegian Caterpillars and Hot Pockets in order to satisfy his taste.

Did you guys see Sarth over there? I just saw him giving a girl a golden shower. What a man.

by batoonchi October 23, 2013

Jacob Sartorius

Rolf Jacob Sartorius

A 14 year old boy known for his Musical.ly's, and his songs: Sweatshirt, Hit or Miss, and, All my friends.

I don't like Jacob Sartorius.

by barney and friends hi November 5, 2016

Jacob Sartorius

A talentless weasel who is became internet famous for making videos on the musical.ly app. His fame also spread to his instagram and twitter, he is an apparently online sensation for no reason. He has no talent or good looks but somehow he's become a member of magcon, and the target of affection for millions of pre-pubescent middle school girls.

Oh gosh, look at that guy over there, he thinks he's so handsome but really he's talentless. Someone needs to tell him to stop acting like Jacob Sartorius.

by Julicakes1 July 31, 2016

jacob sartorius

a non talented "13" year old that lip syncs and raps the alphabet. no talent whatsoever. he's "famous" because he's on magcon and has fans that are 7-9 years old. please help this child. call this hotline 1-800-help-jacob. every call helps.

wow, he's such a jacob sartorius. no talent at all.

by yeet qt August 6, 2016

Pussy shart

A pussyshart is a disgusting, more violent version of a common "pussyfart" experienced only by the most sick members of society. A pussyshart is an expulsion of trapped air and shit from within a woman's poonani flaps. "How the fuck did the shit get in there?!" you may be asking yourself, please see - space docking.

"Yo, how much to let that hot girl over there pussy shart in your mouth?"

"Shiiit, you're fucked up man, that's just sick..." *runs away crying*

by CheeseyDickFart May 11, 2009