Nob Sock

A Nob Sock is a term used to describe the sock a person has put their nob into at the moment of orgasm to ejaculate into. This is done to keep sheets clean and leave the mess for the washing machine. Also done for fetish reasons.

The term Nob Sock can also be used as an insult to another person, refering them to be a nob sock in a demeaning manner.

A: OMG why did you put your nob in a sock!?
B: Keep the sheets clean silly

2A: Kenz your a nob sock you know
2B: I know

by Todd Bowden July 16, 2008

Smelly Sweat Sock Kid

Noun: 1. A smelly sweat sock kid is one who plays an abundance of video games, has a propensity for anime, and baths in mayonnaise. He might also make chain maille just in case he ever comes in contact with a real dragon. 2. Nerd package deluxe 3. Video game junky

"Did you walk by room 133? There are like 30 people in there playing DDR and it smells like pork and cheese." "Yeah. Those are the smelly sweat sock kids."

by B-radiculous April 7, 2008

ass sock

An absorbent sock inserted between the buttocks when experiencing severe diarrhoea. Traditionally used for nocturnal purposes when rectum control may accidentally lapse briefly. It may also be employed during the day when consciously attempting to pass wind but where one is unsure of resulting discharge.

I would have pissy shitted the bed if I didn't have my ass sock in.

by DrTim June 18, 2007

stink sock

Another name for foreskin. Usually referring to an unwashed and uncircumsized penis that constantly smells due to bad hygiene.

Carl forgot to clean the dickcheese that forms around the penis head under the foreskin. Now hes got a STINK SOCK

by Gil Moser July 20, 2006

the pink sock

where whilst anal sex is taking place the colon is reversed and creates the deadly pink sock hanging out of the ass. this results in death

"the pink sock just popped out last nite man while i was with my girl she dead man"
"ure goin jail fool"

by knower of all things February 10, 2004

pink sock

Slang term for prolapse rectum, or anal prolapse, a medical condition in which the colon is turned inside out and may protude out the anus.

I was so constipated, when I finally took a dump it felt like i had a pink sock

by Will Jam August 14, 2004

red sock ranger

A person who is in the habit of giving red sock to people. Usually a person who is a maintenance supervisor, and whos sexuality is in question.

May also like cats and bees.

C dub has another red sock again. That darned Red Sock Ranger needs to give him a break.

by Red Sock Ranger September 10, 2008