Carolina Sampler

The act of defecating, urinating, vomiting and orgasming, all within twenty minutes.

I felt like shit this morning, but a good ol' Carolina Sampler had me feeling refreshed and energized.

by Oaf's12 July 9, 2019

Dirty semple

When someone cums all the way through another and kills them with ancient magic

Gave my mum a dirty semple

by Dick Wilson jacksonbearkock April 7, 2020

(ver-)simmlern

Verb
Origin: German / Deutsch
Meaning: When you quit something for no logical reason like a class, school or any other education form.

- Du hast dich versimmlert
- Du versimmlerst dich mal ganz schnell
- Ich versimmler mich mal schnell
- (ver-)simmlern ist feige

by 100Lifes September 28, 2021

sophisticated simplicity

The art of doing something so simple, that people praise, adore, or even envy you.

Bottle flip
Perfect circles
Etc.

"Did you see that dude flip that bottle and land it? That's Sophisticated simplicity right there!"

by King Zooted November 25, 2022

The sampler

Sticking a toothpick inside of one's penis while receiving a blowjob

Last night Lucy did The sampler on me

by Fungalbob March 23, 2023

Comment Simper

A group of people (Usally Male) that go onto a social media comment section of the people they like. And say something usally simple and horny. Includes the words: "Mommy", "Daddy", And more, in a sexaul manner. They are seen in a bad light. The same way simps are, but they are not simps in livestreams or in real life. They are only in comment sections such as Instagram, Tiktok, and others with still comment sections.

A man posted a comment called "date me m*mmy". what a Comment Simper

by Figro May 14, 2023

rainbow sampler

A mixture of all bodily fluids - including blood, urine, feces, semen, saliva, and more - intended for consumption to produce a euphoric effect. Similar to jenkem but with more effects.

I just tried a rainbow sampler this week and it was so sublime!

by Clumpchump89 January 15, 2024