shiat muffin

an asshole, bitch, Fuck. It is can be used to tell someone that they are annoying.

J.C is a Shiat muffin.

by Gareth McLoughlin January 3, 2005

PB and Shaft

During intercourse a man will lather his dick (aka shaft) and balls in peanut butter and jelly. Once the man has successfully coated his dick and balls in the famous pair he will then put the whole package between two nice fluffy pieces of white bread and let the girl eat it all off. Voila, you have a PB and Shaft.

Dude I was having sex with my girlfriend last night and we decided to get a little bit frisky, so she let me try out the old PB and Shaft trick. I've never seen here eat so vigorously.

by Clickity Cla Cla Claxton June 28, 2010

sneak attack ass shaft

wrecking someone's anal cavity by surprise and/or stealthily

mr. g (with his beautiful and voluptuous hair) was bending over teaching jade math for the 3rd time, when nick came out of the ceiling tiles and sneak attack ass shafted him

by B.E.T west side November 12, 2011

Shifty Disco

to get on with doing something as quickly as possible

lets shifty disco out of here

by Pete G June 11, 2006

Shafty Maguire

Best fucking band ever

I listened to a Shafty Maguire song today. It owned.

by Exthuse February 13, 2005

shaftstroke

A fictious character that has recently dominated the Wii circuit. His shaft-like nose, gaudy eyebrows, and uncharacteristic shape makes him the ultimate Wii machine. Whether it is serving up aces, knockin' home eagles, or goin' yard; he represents what is good in the Wii World. Shaftstroke cannot be duplicated nor can he be shakin. Shaftstroke nails roughly 800 ladies a year, all types: slants, colored, whites, you name it he has hit it. So next time you are tipping grandpa's cough medicine back with your mates, say HI HO!! and drink one for Shaftstroke's Unparalleled dominance of both Wii and Bird.

Shaft, Stroke, shape, Wii, Nintendo, ladies, horny, ass beater, tennis pro. Shaftstroke dominates Wii and pussy from all regions around the the world.

by JLuc April 18, 2008

shaft twitch

throbbing twitch of the penis shaft when fully erect and very aroused sexually.

What was that poking me? Oh that was just a shaft twitch.

by bored_one March 25, 2009