Parent whose main interaction with their child or children occurs during one season of the year, usually their child's summer vacation from school. Seasonal dads have been known to take great offense when their motives or parenting skills are called into question.
We asked our friend to get a dna test on his kid who bears no resemblence. He got pissed off and lectured us and told us we don't know what its like to have a family. It's probably because he's a seasonal dad and doesn't see his kid too often.
by Superbeebo January 24, 2011
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A shady man, usually rides a bike, has a beard, a creep of sort. tires to sell you seamonkeys. Hobo-ish in appearance.
by Twaggleton August 17, 2010
Get the SeaMonkey Dealer mug.The goal of the Seasoned Salt Challenge is to snort a tablespoon of seasoned salt faster than your opponent can shotgun a Coors Light. Ultimately, you cannot win this challenge. It is the equivalent to spraying mace up your nose for 10 seconds. The spices in the seasoning will destroy your nasal cavity, causing your eyes to force themselves shut (aside from a torrent of tears escaping) and your face to feel like someone dumped an entire colony of African Fire Ants onto it. You are guaranteed to cry for 20 minutes and sneeze for the next 2 hours. The after effects of this challenge are still felt days later. It is said to be one of the most unnatural highs a human should never experience.
Bonus points are awarded for having sex with someone the same night you complete the Seasoned Salt Challenge.
Bonus points are awarded for having sex with someone the same night you complete the Seasoned Salt Challenge.
"Hey man, did you see Nick snort that tablespoon of seasoned salt?"
"Yes! I can't believe he did that. The best part is, no one told him to snort it. He did it of his own free will."
"He must like to party, I've never seen someone do the Seasoned Salt Challenge, I thought it was a myth!"
"Yes! I can't believe he did that. The best part is, no one told him to snort it. He did it of his own free will."
"He must like to party, I've never seen someone do the Seasoned Salt Challenge, I thought it was a myth!"
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Poor area
The hood
A cadillac with 1 spinning rim with the two different colored paint chipped off and its rusty...
Anybody (esp. black girls) who's all up in your face tryna be hard
Broken down houses/apartments etc.
Poor area
The hood
A cadillac with 1 spinning rim with the two different colored paint chipped off and its rusty...
Anybody (esp. black girls) who's all up in your face tryna be hard
Broken down houses/apartments etc.
That car is straight-up FOUR SEASONS!
Hi, my name is Shay-nay-nay and I live at Four Seasons.
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Hi, my name is Shay-nay-nay and I live at Four Seasons.
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by rob April 25, 2005
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