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Ryansexual

hey steve I just came out to my parents as ryansexual my dad hit me
by fantom7082 September 30, 2021
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Ryan

He will seem genuine, but in reality he is the fakest POS you will ever meet. Thinks he is above everyone and sits at the throne next to Jesus. Within the first hour of meeting any girl whatsoever he believes that god has sent her to him for marriage, but he ends up being friend zoned the next day. Self-righteous, narcissistic, fake af, small minded, asshole. Don’t expect the elevator to reach the top floor on this one, most of his brain cells melted away during childhood. Once he is exposed of these qualities in public he becomes like a scared little turtle, somewhat like what he hides between his legs.
Ryan talked shit about you too, that’s not surprising.
by Ydntneed2know September 5, 2021
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Ryanna

Ryanna is a sweet, wonderful girl who has an amazing sense of humor and taste in music (🤘). She never fails to cheer you up and always a joy to talk with no matter the conversation. Ryanna is typically a little above average height and blonde, she might not be into lots of sports but is amazing at what she does play. She is well-read and studious, very determined but also graceful. Hearing her voice instantly raises spirits all around. You feel open around her, but you have a hard time telling her how you really feel. Grow a pair quick because opportunities walk out the door faster than you think. All in all, if you know a Ryanna, you’re a lucky person.
Person #1: Have you met Ryanna?
Person #2: No I haven’t, but I’ve heard she’s gorgeous

Person #1: You’re damn right!
by CarolusRex1282 December 12, 2022
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Saturday Ryan

When the moon is visible on your hemisphere Saturday takes a hold of Ryan transforming him into Saturday Ryan. Upon transformation Saturday Ryan begins kissing, licking, and seducing everyone around him regardless of gender, age, or race. It can get very inappropriate but limits the use of homophobic slurs.
"Saturday Ryan sucked my ear on Saturday." - Evan M. -23y.o.
by SaturdaysAreForTheBois February 8, 2020
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Emma, Ethan, and Ryan

A bunch of underdeveloped fags.
Emma, Ethan, and Ryan you speds get out of the strip club.
by TheirUncleAndBrother November 7, 2018
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Ryan

A Ryan is often a male. It is an American name typically given to a Caucasion boy but sometimes given to a Black boy as well. If you are a black boy with the name Ryan, be proud your mother didn't give you a ghetto name. If you have the name Ryan, you are probably very short in height. A Ryan is often athletic and loves sports such as soccer. A Ryan is also very talented in the Fine Arts department. A Ryan is what you would call "A ladies Man." The name Ryan is often used in teenage movies to sterotype the popular jock of their High School.

If you are a white boy that has the name Ryan, you are probably a man whore that loves to party and get drunk. You are the one that will always be seen dating the popular Cheerleaders. However, a white boy name Ryan can also be genuine and knows how to treat his ladies right.
If you are a black boy that has the name Ryan, you probably come from an all white neighborhood and a lot of your friends are probably white and your best friend is probably an Asian. More than likely, you wear glasses and have/had braces.

A Ryan in general is very funny and can be very sarcastic. They are very easy to get along with though and they are amazing listeners. A Ryan is often one of two things: A good eater or a good cooker.
Jimmy: Look mate, who's that short kid that's getting all the ladies?
George: I don't know man but I heard he plays soccer.
Jimmy: I heard he likes to cook.
George: Yeah man! Chicks dig a dude that can cook.
Jimmy: Aw, I wish I can be like a Ryan.
by bow-chica-wow-wow July 1, 2010
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Rex Ryan

The get into your face coach, that no matter what, will tell you his fucking opinion and not give two shits about what you think. He led the New York Jets to the AFC Championship game his first year as head coach and was able to berth some greatness. He takes after his father quite well, who was the defensive coordinator for the 1985 Chicago Bears, who went 15-1 and won the Superbowl.

Also, Rex Ryan is a little chubby, making his opinions much more dominant and understanding. If he was a slim fellow, he'd be given much more shit, but they know not to fuck with this guy.
"Did you see that Rex Ryan interview? Fucking greatness. That guy never dissapoints"
by Tokisaurus January 26, 2010
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