Team Riley

When one is sick and tired of the drama involving Team Jacob and/or Team Edward, and just decides to join Team Riley instead, in search of the next hottest guy in the Twilight series.

Ashley: i'm on team edward.
Brittany: wow, im on team jacob, he's so much hotter.
Ashley: no way guuurl!

*start fighting*
Becca: this is why i'm on team riley, geez

by snare_chickkk_yeah July 30, 2010

Alyix Riley

Future millionaire, front-women and maybe actor. Also is the best person ever, and probably might change their last name to Knight because why the hell not. (Also is better than everyone else)

#ALYIX RILEY: let me be the next awsten knight smh

by xoalyix November 11, 2020

Hyper_Riley

a man online with huge massive testicles and eats bricks for breakfast his nuts are prolly the size of your head and yet he loves you at the same time no homo tho

"yo have you seen Hyper_Riley" "oh the dude with massive nuts yeah"

by hugeman42069 May 13, 2022

Pull A Riley

To flex on people for no apparent reason just because his self esteem is extraordinary low. He also may he tendencies to swear, be violent, and to step on other peoples shoes just because he is a massive dick, but that doesn't mean he HAS a massive dick.

"Bro, these are new shoes, you don't have to go pull a Riley on me!"

by thatoneguyyouknowbutdonttalkto November 21, 2019

Scrappy Riley

When a guy repeatedly licks another guys ass hole after an untamable bout of diahrea.

Chris gave his boyfriend a scrappy riley after eating chicken marsala

by xander crews II February 23, 2010

shannon riley

an assassin who kills little kids

I'm about to go Shannon Riley up in here

by Snipe August 24, 2017

Trenton Riley

A completely worthless piece of shit. Probably the biggest bitch you have ever met in your life and thinks he’s a badass because he does CrossFit like a pussy.

Don’t be a Trenton Riley

by Vrooooom December 16, 2018