Perry County Sack Race

When you flip your cousin upside down and 69 while you walk down the road to your moonshine still

"D'you hear about Billy Joe and Charlene? They had a Perry County Sack Race all the way down the driveway to the trailer park!"

by BillyBobby1245 November 28, 2017

drag racing

dragging your teeth against the penis when giving a BJ.

Kofi is so big, it's like i'm ALWAYS drag racing!

by brownwhitebrown February 21, 2018

Diddy Kong Racing

when u sea a girl u like and u yell diddy kong racing to attract her. Its kindof a mateing call

SEE HOT GIRL: Diddy kong racing!

by Please excuse me February 28, 2018

race

God's way of fucking with humanity.

Native American: I'm an American.

White guy: And I'm an American.

Native American: And yet we are different.

White guy: Huh.

Native American: Yeah, race, right?

by Ereck Flowers March 4, 2018

guitarms race

Portmanteau of the words "guitar" and "arms race." A race between bands to accumulate the coolest, best-sounding and most elite guitar and bass gear; broadly: an ever escalating race or competition to be more aesthetically and sonically untouchable than the next band

That indie rock band thinks this is some kind of guitarms race. They're running cooler gear than every scene band, as well as major label sell out bands. You just know they're constantly on the gear page and didn't buy that stuff at guitar center. Total guitar geeks.

by PaintInMotion March 17, 2018

Racing gear

Stockings & suspenders

Racing gear Dressed for sex .
I took of her dress I was surprised she was wearing stockings and suspenders "full racing gear "

by Slickforlife June 18, 2018

Brag race

One person makes a boastful statement, and then another does the same in an effort to outdo the first.
The "Brag-race" is now on.
Whoever runs out of brags first, looses.

I was at the bar last night.

Stan started talking about this hot blond he nailed the other night, and then Mortimer chimed in, trying to out do him.
The Brag race ended in tears when Stan forced Mortimer to confess he was actually talking about an incident with his own cousin at a family reunion.

by Vancetagious October 10, 2016