pickle in the ear

A phrase referring to a nonsensical fictitious event. Frequently a tall tale told by someone else. Sometimes just used as a silly non sequitur.

John told his co-workers another ludicrous tale of bravado. Little does he know they all laugh behind his back at his pickle in the ear stories.

by Angatkuq October 26, 2010

pickled possum

an early twenties brown man from multiple backgrounds, who would get so horrifically drunk on wednesday nights that he would take advantage of vulnerable and insecure girls. but is now a changed man and enjoys a quiet drink or two with the lads, and cops shit for it.

you see that man over there, he used to be somebody, son. now hes just a pathetic degenerate pickled possum.

by dafilterfish October 11, 2011

pickle sandwich

when a dirty man puts his penis in a womans vagina.

peter gave amanda a pickle sandwich.

by Flector January 4, 2013

take the pickle out

The act or motion of releasing a very large penis from your vagina or asshole.

Take the pickle out.. i can feel it touching my stomach.

by jim July 2, 2004

Puckled

Mad, Crazy, touched by a puckle

You're completely puckled mate.

by latkehade9 July 28, 2020

pickled mermaid

A lifelike miniature model of a mermaid floating in a sealed jar, meant as an amusing toy or circus attraction, to create the illusion that a real mermaid has been captured. It is primarily an anachronism dating from early European colonialism and its sea-spanning knick-knack industries, and has since acquired vaguely occult connotations.

Sometimes the phrase is borrowed by clever marketers, such as for items in restaurant menus.

Robert loved the museum: the frail mummies and immense sarcophagi; the stuffed platypus and pickled mermaid; the wall bristling with elephant tusks and moose antlers and unicorn horns. -- "Stories of Your Life and Others" by Ted Chiang

by Majel J.E. October 9, 2007

pickle oven

A vagina.

So, how's that new pickle oven working out?

by dnbfiend November 25, 2009