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I Don’t play games 

No bullshit, if it’s gunna happen it’s happenin
Girl: :Sends Teasing picture

Guy: “bruh can we just get to the point” “I don’t play games”
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Getaway Driver Triple Play Powers 

The trio of items you need in your car if you want to drive at your very best: Driving gloves, top of the line police radar, and a dashcam.

The driving gloves will reduce the fatigue in your hands while figuratively add 20 mph to your top speed (in your mind)
The police radar is to know when to slow down so you don't get caught by the cops.
And the dash cam is to protect you against any accidents that aren't your fault.

Inspired by the diligent, vigilant, meticulous, sagacious, conscientious, analytical, methodical individual, THE Chiseled Adonis with his Phrase "New York Triple Play Powers" ("I got my timbs, my fitted, my durag, and my wifebeater while I got the New York Triple Play on and find you in shits boy...":
I got the riparo gloves on my hands, the police radar in the front of the dash, and the dash cam near the mirror, and I'm gonna activate my Getaway Driver Triple Play Powers and speed the fuck out of here.

When the cat's away, the mice play golf.

Blake: Hey, you want to play golf this weekend?

Smedley: Yes. My wife is out of town. When the cat's away, the mice play golf.

this is so sad alexa play despacito 

"This is so sad, Alexa play Despacito" is a meme trending through social medias right now. It represents a mock conversation between a user and their Alexa digital assistant. The earliest known usage was on a Tumblr account bisexueal.
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I'd rather play baseball 

A phrase used to describe something you really would not want to do.
Jimmy told me that he wants me to play hide and seek with him, I told him, I'd rather play baseball

Can a nigguh play? 

Used when asking a group of people if you can take a hit off their bong, pipe, or joint.
Group of people are circled around smoking some ganja.

Guy 1 walks up to the group and asks,

Guy 1: "Hey, Can a nigguh play?"