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upside down pineapple 

When you see an upside down pineapple or decor people think you are a swinger but really you're just a fun person with epic friends, who kiss eachother and dump em out. Often confused with mud crickets. So an upside down pineapple means fun person with epic friends who's at times also a mud cricket.
Grami had upside down pineapple on the porch and them things was out bouncing at the bbq!
upside down pineapple by Ardnekk August 12, 2022
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Smart as a Pineapple 

It refers to a really smart, and all-around nice guy. Specifically a Psycho(fan of Psych).

Ride the Pineapple Express 

A way to say “Let’s go smoke some weed”, based on the 2008 movie Pineapple Express.
Person A: Yo, let’s go ride the Pineapple Express!

Person B: Sick! I’ll go get my bong then.

Porcupine Eating Pineapple 

When a middle-aged man, often times ungroomed and named Fuzzard, reabsorbs a large, girthy bowel movement back into his prickly anus.
After a 5 minute fit of post-partum hysteria, Fuzzard reabsorbed a quite large and girthy bowel movement back into his anus, with the permission of his sphincter. Which was Fuzzard's porcupine eating pineapple.

Upside-down Pineapple Pizza

It's 69 on top of a hot car with another mans wife.
Yo bro, me and John's wife upside-down pineapple pizza'd on his chevy last night.

pineaples 

You just failed spelling pineapples.
Why are youon the internet?
Isaac:Hey, did you know pineaples grow on trees?
Zach:Dis you just misspell pineapples?
Isaac:Sorry, autocorrected haha
Zach:We're talking right now, what the hell?
Isaac:*wipes forehead*|
Zach:Don't wipe my forehead again.
pineaples by Paracotis456 November 19, 2020
you were looking for pineapples but you typed it as Pinapple
Mark: ey bro i'm growing some Pinapples.

Jeff: you mean pineapples?
Mark: oh yeah sorry, autocorrect.
Jeff: but were talking in person?
Mark: *visibly sweating*
Mark: *wipes forehead*
Jeff: please stop wiping my fucking forehead
Pinapple by big peepee man123 October 7, 2019