grandma phone

A gay flip phone with huge keys and no texting, like a Grandma would have.

Joe: Hey Jim, can I have your number?
"Joe pulls out his phone"
Jim: What the hell type of phone is that?! Can you even text? What a grandma phone.

by friendlyleprachaun May 8, 2010

phone cockslap

A situation where you dominate a girl over text that you actually cock slap the phone.

girl:"oh babe I cant believe how right you are about that"
dude: "yes, I know. I am the son of Zeus" *phone cockslap*

by eekcmnads December 2, 2009

Burner Phone

I will send the money for the phone bill and the family a happy and prosperous New order and I will send you the link to the video of the same time I was there at a ride to the store and get home and get some sleep and will be back in town on text me or email the airport and will get a check from work on it and I will be in the office today but will be back in town on text me when you regarding the moon in the office tomorrow and will be in touch soon to be back in the morning to get the same time as the one you sent the email I got from a car and drive to the airport tomorrow and will be in touch with me and I will send the money for it is THREE I

have you regarding a job in the office today but plz call me at my place or yours is a car so I don't have a Burner Phone

by Thanks again I really can not March 13, 2018

old~fashioned phone

Back in the 60's, phones were only available in black & desktop style; no buttons but had to be manually dialed.

When I was a kid, we had an old~fashioned phone & we were quite content with it. Some dial phones are still in use today.

by Starchylde May 26, 2016

Shoe Phone

Shoe Phone is the termination of a Cellular Phone.

Melissa-''Give Me A Dubble Jangle On My Shoe Phone''
Jordan-'' O Oh Ok Shawty...The Big Bad Shoe Phone...I'm lovin' it!''
Melissa-''Ba da ba ba ba....haha Talk To Ya Then Tall-y...My Hard-core throat sliting friend.''
(please remember Jord has IDS (see IDS) be nice to him)

by Melissa July 9, 2004

Phone Chicken

Someone who can talk to the opposite sex on the phone; however, is unable to talk to the opposite sex in person.

Girl1: What is up with that guy? We talked for hours on the phone last night and he's been avoiding me all day.

Guy1: Haha. What a phone chicken.

by That One Kid and Umm Whatever June 16, 2009

phone-keys-wallet

the quick mental checklist that all men go through before they go anywhere. very useful when high or intoxicated. the order of the 3 items may change from man to man.

Guy 1: hey man you wanna go get some KFC?
Guy 2: yeah...hang on.... phone-keys-wallet,......alright lets go

by moodybluesman April 1, 2009