perfect thumbs

To jerk a guy off.
The "perfect thumb" refers to the motion of her hand whilst tossing a guy off.

"dude guess what? She used her perfect thumbs on me last night"

by Realdefinitionsman May 28, 2014

Perfect Pump

Taking credit for coincidence to boost ones reputation.

With eyes closed "Dude i need exactly 20 in gas" accidentally hits 20 on the mark. Claimee takes credit for being omniscient. The perfect pump.

by MagicRoddy July 15, 2019

perfect pinting

When you are dry humping your girlfriend before sex, you bust a moose load inside your undies 5 min in. No sex occurs. So in panicked desperation you try to clean yourself up w the cum encrusted undies, therefore making yourself more cummy

My buddy joe meyer went perfect pinting last night. He didn't get it in

by AK41 December 18, 2017

Chase perfect

Not perfect, but close enough.

This board is warped, but we can probably use it because it is Chase perfect.

by BobinVA May 13, 2020

Prince Perfect

The ultimate prince. He's charming and sincere. He makes you feel like you've reached a peak of happiness only to show you it gets better. He laughs at your jokes and likes your smile. He is honest and loyal and he is anything and everything somebody would ever want.

Andres Luna is prince perfect.

by chickenkisses April 5, 2015

Absolute perfection

Someone or something that is perfect and Amazing to be with, look at, or experience.

Gitty Wuensch is absolute perfection

by lllllllllly July 7, 2020

is hope perfect

Yes

Is hope perfect Hope is gorgeous.

by Cole Basile May 27, 2022