Penis pebbles

When a boy/man hasn't masterbated in so long his sperm becomes solid and clumps up into little pebbles.

Damn that was painful, I just ejaculated penis pebbles!

by Krisuel-Blair May 28, 2008

Penis Puffer Fish

To put an erect penis in your mouth and puff hard until your cheeks expand like a puffer fish.

She looked like a Penis Puffer Fish with my dick in her mouth.

by AnselMO January 25, 2014

Penisal

like oral anal and vaginal sex penisal is when the two tips of the penis touch giving both men pleasure and you have to put lube on the dicks like a hot dog so its nice and slick

Me and my boyfriend are gonna have penisal sex tonight.

by fuck em in the asshole m8 April 4, 2019

penis nigga tiddy foreskin

stevie when he got the big hemroids

yo, did you here penis nigga tiddy foreskin???
No way i thought he got rid of those

by alexander rowe May 14, 2019

Salsbury Penis

The art of being such a dick people hate it--Just like they hate getting a salsbury steak

Jim: Suck it Mike!

Mike: Dude you're acting like a real salsbury penis right now!

by LIKEITDOWN689 July 3, 2011

limp penis

when you get an erection but your penis is bent like a boomerang.

Ahh Yes It seems you know you judo well . . . you sir . . . are your ready to receive . . my limp penis - Paul Charles Dozsa

by bambo15 October 7, 2017

Mexican penis

Mexican dicks are really big, girls get suprised by the massivness.

I sucked a huge Mexican penis last night with angelle

by Rudy Giuliani November 6, 2019