paint melters

When your farts smell so bad they melt paint.

Person 1: I had the Buffalo shrimp basket from Mario’s fishbowl earlier today and my farts smell terrible!

Person 2: Sounds like you have a case of the paint melters. Better to get ready to do some touch up painting after those nasty gas expulsions!

by Gas man August 10, 2023

paint her walls

When you fuck a chick and cum inside her painting her pussy walls white with cum

Bro I was banging that slut from the bar and I had to paint her walls

by Someguy1989 May 14, 2023

Get In the paint

Get In the paint. Hoe don’t be scared and fight that hoe.

“You acting scary, get in the paint.”

by Plxays April 5, 2025

Russian Paint Job

When you quickly lick from a woman’s butthole to her vagina and repeat back and forth. Use your tongue like a paint brush and move quickly because your are rushin’

I gave my tinder date a Russian paint job when we came back to my place.

by James Franklin 512 February 26, 2022

Painting

A fun activity for you and your partner

A: “hey babe you want to do some painting later?”

B: “Hun! The kids are around!”

by A cool pseudonym June 18, 2021

Painted Bagel

When you're doing a girl or guy from behind and you see poop on their ass.

Yea, I hit that but she had a painted bagel.

by JustJess1987 March 8, 2022

Stirring Paint

Taking a nice hard stab with a flesh machete into 200 lbs of healthy guts and going around the world with it. Repeatedly. Sometimes at work. Mostly because it’s convenient. We call it stirring paint because of the sound, mostly. And because it’s typically messy, especially when you pull the stirrer out.

I heard it again. They’re stirring paint in the mop closet. Again. Shameless. I wonder if it was Sherman Williams, or the cheap Sears shit.

by Karl Hungus February 10, 2024