When you jump off the corner of your bed, shit in mid air then land ass first on your significant others face when they are laying on the floor.
by MAX POWER187 February 24, 2020
Get the The pound cakemug. by dicksuckerpu$syeater September 28, 2018
Get the Poundmug. by EnglishDefinitions October 26, 2017
Get the 5 english poundsmug. ~ Can you pick me up a pound of coffee?
- Nope, all the bags are only 12oz.
~ I guess a short pound will have to do :(
- Nope, all the bags are only 12oz.
~ I guess a short pound will have to do :(
by MrOwl98168 February 8, 2019
Get the short poundmug. by Tremdom January 29, 2025
Get the Apple Poundmug. Find a side that's brighter than bad
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag
It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag
Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat
Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag
It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag
Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat
Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn
by V8sforlife July 31, 2023
Get the Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bagmug. the minimum neccessary amount of dried bud you must have to associate with me.
if you got nothing to lose and ill lose my humanity from your recklessness your unwelcome.
i think anyone would agree a kraft peanut butter jar full of busted weed or at least shake and i know you got something to lose. magically a peanut butter jar fits $1.5 quadrillion in busted marijuana, molecularly priced. you can generally get a kraft qp for $250 if you buy bottom of the bag.
if you got nothing to lose and ill lose my humanity from your recklessness your unwelcome.
i think anyone would agree a kraft peanut butter jar full of busted weed or at least shake and i know you got something to lose. magically a peanut butter jar fits $1.5 quadrillion in busted marijuana, molecularly priced. you can generally get a kraft qp for $250 if you buy bottom of the bag.
if this dude dont have a kraft quarter pound im not showing.
i once met a prison mule who could fit a kraft quarter pound in his rectum.
ive smoked a kraft quarter pound this week.
i once met a prison mule who could fit a kraft quarter pound in his rectum.
ive smoked a kraft quarter pound this week.
by Cody5050 November 22, 2020
Get the kraft quarter poundmug.