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Moist poo

1. an excrement in which the gas or vapor turns into a liquid, creating condensation.

2. A watery defecation.
"Due to this mornings dew my yard was covered in moist poo from the neighbors dog making nightly visits."
"All of that PBR last night resulted in a case of moist poo."
by ETeezy January 18, 2010
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Poo tower

A poo tower is the structure created when multiple people use the same toilet without flushing or adding paper. This is normally done as a pre-organised event in a location with more than one cubicle so that as one person poos another can be wiping in the other cubicle. This method also minimises risk of your poo tower being destroyed by a passing cleaner who has a general level of emnity for poo architecture.
Ed: guys, i'm totally board but i've been brewing up a biggy so lets go make a poo tower.

Jo, Josh and Jack: sure thing boss

Sam: me and the guys had nothing planned for the weekend so we went for a poo tower pb.

James: dude, i just tried to go to the loo but i chundered as soon as i got in there. wTF is that smell

Bob: oh yeah sorry about that. me and the fellas decided we needed some male bonding so we built a poo tower.
by JCB123 June 25, 2010
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Poo Pocket

Your anal cavity. Also see anus
How did that fit through your poo pocket?
by Shawn Maglicic June 24, 2005
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poo porridge

What you shit like after a night of drinking...the consistency of porridge
That shit was totally sunday poo porridge
by jnh October 28, 2006
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poo nose

whe you are playing some type of outdoors game and you try to run faster than you ever have before, from then forword you trip and face plant into a pile of poo. could be dog,cat,deer,raccoon,bird,human,etc.
"man, last night i was playing capture the flag at peter's house and i was about to get tagged so i put my all out effort into it and poo nosed.
by grady penning August 3, 2007
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poo sap

The last part of a beer, comprised mainly of flat beer and grose fizz. Smells like shit. Prominent in beer pong...
"Shit mayne! Rest of this cup tastes like poo sap!"
by Shwandito Filiwyperson January 14, 2008
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poo look

the look of shame that you and a stranger share whilst in a toilet after taking a shit. an awkward poo tension of embarrassment and satisfaction.
awh mate, i just took a heavy shit, it was pretty rough going and the guy next to me gave me a right poo look.
by thom alexander October 11, 2007
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