A worst case situation for a plumber, on a job with no tea, coffee or biscuits supplied by an unthinking householder.
Fuck these people, no tea all day it's a plumber's nightmare, I will go and piss in their water tank.
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The first person to then notice this unusual display then gets a slap and "MR PLUMS SURPRISE" shouted loudly at their face.
The first person to then notice this unusual display then gets a slap and "MR PLUMS SURPRISE" shouted loudly at their face.
by snatchbandit February 10, 2010
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My girlfriend wanted a threesome with another guy, but I didn't want to do it, because I was scared me and the other guy would be bumping plums.
by Jerry B Black August 31, 2010
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We only had five minutes before her mother arrived with the turkley, so I grabbed a beer and gave her a Boston Plumber.
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