Paying to paint the fish

Something that you could could afford to do, but won't do because you think it's a waste of money. Going above and beyond what's necessary for a normal person, and paying a premium price for it.

John - "Did you hear that Will put in a koi pond and had the fish painted color coordinated to his decor?"
Bob - "That's the most literal example of "paying to paint the fish" I've ever heard."

by DaDefinition January 25, 2023

ice cream paint job

when a bunch of horny dude cover a single woman head to toe completely in cum

" it was great we gave her and ice cream paint job "

by miny me November 28, 2023

war paint

smearing cum over a girl's face,like an indian's war paint

dude,i just facialized jenny,she looked ugly so i gave her war paint

by PussyAssMaster92 August 31, 2017

spray paint the bowl

Used to communicate an imminent plan to dispense a runny poo into the toilet.

Having experienced an overwhelming need to rush to the toilet after consuming a hot curry, Dean announced “I’m off to spray paint the bowl!”

by Uncleskag April 27, 2024

white paint

Painting is usually used to denote bodily fluid emitted onto another person during gay sex. Brown paint denotes when a penis has come out of the anal cavity with fecal matter all over it, so white paint denotes when the penis ejaculates all over the partner with semen, painting them "white."

I have some white paint for your face, if you want any of it.

by Pelilasdir April 20, 2018

painting the drive

having sex with a girl whilst she's on her period then wiping your penis on her lower stomach

He do you mind if I help by painting the drive tonight? 'Ok but we'll need a towel for afterwards...'

by the54 January 30, 2014

Yellow Paint

Used in video games to describe any sort of mechanic to help players recognize a path or object at the expense of immersion.

This originated from Naughty Dog and their tendency to put yellow paint on interactable objects in the dark/unsaturated world of Horizon.

“Why’d they splash yellow paint on a ladder? Obviously, I can climb it. But now it sticks out like a sore thumb!”

“Five bucks says some game journalist still got stuck at this part.”

by AntiTHOT.exe March 6, 2024