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Adam clocking

The art of scratching one on his or her face until they bleed when they anger you.
My sister took the last slice of pizza so a Adam clocked her.

He told me to punch him but I prefer Adam clocking
by Trueandhonestdefintions March 30, 2019
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Time clock

A time clock can't read 4:33 one second before reading 4:22. 11 seconds don't pass in one.
Something about the time clock on the college game was off, since the time was moving a little quick for reality.
by Solid Mantis February 27, 2021
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bop on the clock

suck dick for a living. 'bop' like the head motion of sucking dick, "on the clock" referring to working and getting paid for it.
Chick #1: "Lissa hooks up with everyone. All she freaking does is blow guys all day"
Chick #2: "Hell yea! She bop on the clock, ya feel me?"
by Harijuku Barbie December 30, 2013
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clock-down

clock-down basically means 'hands down' or 'honestly'.

you normally use it when you need to say something like for real.
"how did the marathon go?"
"good but now I'm clock-down dead"
(meaning they ran the marathon and now they're really tired)
by chargingport August 6, 2023
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Clock-Noose

When a person, usually your spouse or in-law, tries to pin you down to a certain time even though they know certain aspects are out of your control and they are pretty aware you will be not arriving when they want you to.

After the question is posed in several ways, the offender usually succumbs and blurts out a time they know will make the spouse happy but is totally implausible, thus hanging themselves based on the time they were coerced into stating.
Wife: So what time will you be home tonight?
Husband: I am not sure because of this 5pm meeting today and the usual traffic.
Wife: Usually you are home at 5:45, so maybe you will be here like 5:50?
Husband: When I get home at 5:45 I do not have 5pm meetings on those days so it is hard to say
Wife: How long is your meeting?
Husband: I'm not running it so I am not sure
Wife: Traffic shouldn't be too bad since it's friday so you can probably get here by 6pm I would think, don't you?
Husband: yeah sure 6pm

The husband was effectively put in a clock-noose
by Thejuice April 9, 2013
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Imma say around mmm 2 clock

Phrase, Something Colin says when he really has no idea what to say. Usually has nothing to do with time.
Paul: hey do you know why there is butter all over my tv?
Colin: imma say around mmm 2 clock
by Paul1717 December 24, 2024
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Clocked

This is when someone just got their shit rocked without even realizing it
damn she clocked his shit.
by anonymous October 18, 2021
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