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Clock-block

When you try to play Playstation 3 on 1st of March 2010, and the hardware clock thinks it's a leap year, and that the date is 29th of February, the playstation clock-blocks you.
This is also the bug that caust the apocolyPS3 day.
"On 1st of March 2010, the Playstation 3 clock-blocked almost every Playstation 3 in the world"

Gamer #1: "Dude, I can't play on my PS3!"
Gamer #2: "Oh, you got the old PS3?! Well, it's clock-blocking everybody!"
by BlastMaster4000 March 2, 2010
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Tiger Block

When your Famous and you have an accident due to an angry wife finding out about your "escapades" and several people including the CHP and people from the public media, begin to ask you personal questions.
Buddy: Why did you wreck your car Mr. Professional Golfer?
PG: I would like to keep this a private matter between my wife and family.
Buddy: Why?
PG: because I am very concerned about family.
Buddy: oh, I see, you just be busting out with a Tiger Block
PG: yes, hahaha, yes I concur.
by Crazy68 December 2, 2009
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Cock blocking

When somebody fucking up your chance to get a bitch
The teacher was cock blocking in the hallway when I was trying to kiss my girl
by Gregaboo May 27, 2018
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block nork

A fellow with a receding hairline, a light bulb head, and a obsession with every product that sketchers creates. When people talk about block norks, they usually say "You have a block nork on the back of your neck." People with block norks have small penis'. I'm talking about you Robert. You have a small penis...."
by light bulb head March 10, 2014
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choc-block

refers to a situation in which an undesirable candy bar in a vending machine is blocking access to the desirable candy bar behind it.
Dammit! I was jonesing for some peanut M&M's but I got choc-blocked by that Almond Joy bar that's been sitting in front of them for the past three weeks!
by pud2000 July 14, 2010
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Taco Blocking

The female version of cock blocking. When a chick is hitting on a dude and then another chick steps in and takes over thus knocking the first chick out of the game.
I was totally trying to hook up with this dude at the club, then big ass Beatrice saw him, came over and was totally taco blocking me!
by C.E. Nyswanger June 6, 2015
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block mavis

A Block Mavis is an absolute dad of a person, and 10000000000% in a band or doing music of some kind.
block mavis is an absoloute dad go follow him on insta (@blockmavismustdie)
by Eddie_Is_Alive_? July 1, 2020
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