old lyme

Where the party is. respect

Why do people in Old Lyme watch TV with the radio on?
Cause we like to party

by The Trickiest Trick Slut May 4, 2007

old gina

Slang for vagina

I got a much needed visit from Old Gina last night.

by PJeigh March 24, 2004

Old Speckled Hen

The act of ejaculating into a fan, in order to decorate another person with semen.

"If she doesn't stop nattering," said Ned, "I'm going to give her the Old Speckled Hen!"

by Bleccchman March 12, 2009

Old Faithful

n.

1. The act of flatulating under the covers while in bed and spitting in the air so your significant other has to cover his or her face. Thus forcing them to bask in the ambiance. A variation of the dutch oven, just more sinister.

Footnote:
The victim of the Old Faithful is forced to choose between the lesser of the two evils: saliva or methane. It's win/win and %100 percent effective. Hence Old Faithful.

Last night my wife was complaining about me never talking to her after we have sex. So, I took a deep breath, let one slide, and gave her an Old Faithful. Needless to say we're separated now, but she had it coming.

by jason "jewboy" tracy July 14, 2008

Old Orchard Mall

An outdoor mall located in Skokie, Illinois. Awesome to go to, until you've seen it all and gotten sick of how many times they move around stores. They also can't keep the same store for more than two years and you never find out it has been moved until you need or want something from that perticular store. You'll never see any Blacks or Latinos because it's all ritzy, white, rich kids looking for Abercrombie and Hollister clothing. EVEN THOUGH THE AREA IT IS LOCATED IN IS THRIVING WITH THOSE ETHNICITIES. People from Chicago come to Old Orchard because they don't realize how boring it is because they don't live nearby.

Mary: Hey Cindy! Wanna go to Old Orchard Mall?

Cindy: No it's lame.

Mary: Why?

Cindy: Because you're not from Skokie and you don't understand.

by fromglenview. July 27, 2009

Old Navy

A retail clothing store owned by Gap Inc. famous more for it's musical, trendy commercials then it's merchandise.

"Let's go to Old Navy and buy a tunic or some burmuda shorts!" or "Hey! It's that funny Old Navy commercial!"

by Brandy Sweater May 21, 2005

old chap

ones front-mounted, downstairs tummy banana.

"how's your old chap been since the cat got at it?"

by Dutts March 1, 2005