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word nerd

a guy who always knows how to spell something or corrects your spelling or pronunciation
you writing dear brian i just saw the scariest movie about dinasars
word nerd its spelled d i n o s a u r
you your such a word nerd
by kmonz July 25, 2010
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Nerd Swagger

An enhanced style of the traditional nerd that is quite potent in the social standings of today. A nerd that has obtained said swagger is endowed with substantial cred in otherwise "out of element" surroundings. This nerd is especially able to gain the looks and attention of women in many settings that the traditional nerd would not be able to garner. Showing a proficiency in many areas, this nerd is perceived to be "cool" and "hardly a nerd" to many.
1.Dang, the nerd has some serious swagger. He just walked into a biker club and made everybody in there understand what the formula is for finding the sum of integers, which would be S=N/2(A+B). maybe.

2.Guy 1: what the heck is nerd swagger?
Guy 2: oh well, you know how on the weekends Im always saying that I can't hang out because I'm busy?
Guy1: yea
Guy 2: well, I'm actually at home playing World of Warcraft and eating Doritos.
Guy 1: *GASP* duuuude that makes you a nerd!
Guy 2: yes, but my nerd swagger concelled this truth, until now.
Guy 1: so.... what happens now to our friendship?
Guy 2: simply this, I will push my nerd swagger to maximum and you won't remember a thing in about 5 seconds. Ready?
Guy 1: what the heck are talking about?
Guy 2: dude, lets go find some chicks.
Guy 1: I was just thinking about that bro, man your awesome. Far from a nerd like some people.
Guy 2: I sure am guy 1, I sure am.
by thatITguyTy March 20, 2011
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Mac Nerd

A nerd. thats not a real nerd because they use macintosh computers. so they are actualy slightly cooler than pc nerds. They go around café's bearing the apple logo on the back of their macbook/pro laptops, just to be different. They also find mac's sexy and masturbate over the computer not internet porn.
Mate. are you a mac nerd now, i saw you in café nero the other day with a macbook air.
by willy macintosh January 11, 2009
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band nerd

A put-down insult used by the untalented people who cannot play instruments intended to somehow "lessen the glory" of the talented, skilled people, but the put-down somehow fails to work every time, contrary to "orch-dorks", a put-down aimed at orchestra people which works every time.
Person 1:"Hey, you're a band nerd!"

Person 2:"Umm, okay weirdo, at least I'm not an orch-dork like you."
Person 1: "Ohhhh that hurt!"
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Bible Nerd

Someone who is religious to a bizzare extent. When angry, they will quote scripture at you. Often enforce their morals, values, or ideas on others. Travel in packs.
The bible nerds meet every Sunday evening to discuss scripture. Oh damn.
by ihatethemboth November 24, 2006
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Nerd Bro

A presumptuous, impudent, rude, condescending, and sanctimonious fanboy who deems himself to be the all knowing in his chosen fandom. And deems anyone with lesser knowledge of the fandom to be less than.
Jane Doe: I'm really excited about this new comic book series!

Nerd Bro: Name all of his sidekicks! NOW!

Jane Doe: I'm not entirely familiar with the characters, that's why I'm excited for this series...

Nerd Bro: YOU ONLY LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU SAW THE MOVIE!

Jane Doe: Well, it's the main reason why I'm excited for it. I enjoyed the movie and I want to know more about the universe. What the hell is your problem?

Nerd Bro: I'M EMBARRASSINGLY INSECURE WITH MYSELF AND FEEL THREATENED WHEN PEOPLE LIKE WHAT I LIKE! I'M PATHETIC, THAT'S MY PROBLEM!
by bxfella89 November 22, 2013
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baby nerd

A person (usually male) that is short, skinny, and looks young(like a baby) that happens to be a nerd and does things like get straight A's, does their homework, and does not participate in much physical activity, instead plays an excess amount of video games.
Hey Chris, wanna to go swimming with us?
No thankyou, my father requested that I study all night.
Man....what a baby nerd
by Champigne July 12, 2006
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