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needle chode

The rare instance where a dick is as wide as a needle dick, and shorter than it is wide.
His dick is so thin and so short that it is a needle chode.
by cmbgators216 December 9, 2008
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Needat

to need something. something not currently owned, yet which must be obtained
We needat ballin burrito recipe.
by nick G1981 March 25, 2011
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ass needle

Similar to a dildo, yet it is the male genitalia where it can be inserted into the rear. For a lack of a better word, used for gay sex.
Oh Bernard, do me with your ass needle!
Oh baby - PROTRUDE me!
by Butter Monkey February 11, 2008
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viagra-needer

A poorly drawn retarded stick man with a big right foot and a small cock, and he always runs around with "I NEED VIAGRA" next to his head, and in his movies, he often gets into a big problem, with his movies abruptly ending with scribbles covering the screen over a loud fart.
The viagra-needer needs viagra.
by AoA May 18, 2008
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A quote sayed by the Ukrainian president and war-hero Volodymr Zelensky, that since the second Russia's invasion of Ukraine in 2022 has decided to stay in his country and since then is regarded as a modern ''leader'' of the new century.
"The fight is here; I need an ammunition not a ride,"

"Ukrainians are proud of their President,"
"I am here. We are not putting down arms. We will be defending our country, because our weapon is truth, and our truth is that this is our land, our country, our children, and we will defend all of this," he said.
"That is it. That's all I wanted to tell you. Glory to Ukraine''
by Rainbow Vic July 8, 2022
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Hannah, is a is a cute and tall girl. She has a brother named Henry. Hannah is funny but yet broken but doesn't tell hannah is a good friend and is there when you need her.๐Ÿ˜Š
Hannah, is a is a cute and tall girl. She has a brother named Henry. Hannah is funny but yet broken but doesn't tell hannah is a good friend and is there when you need her.๐Ÿ˜Š
by Somepersonwhoknows September 15, 2020
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Rusty Beef Needle

When a man with a thin Twizzler like penis fucks his girlfriend while she's on her period then sticks it in her ear.
DO ME DO ME. I love me some rusty beef needle!
by Blazin Crotch May 28, 2009
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