Michael Garcia

This right here ladies and gentleman is what we like to call "one fly mother fucker". The amount of swag this mighty alpha man has managed to lather every inch of his body with is unpresidented. Being in a room with Mike AKA Mr "I won't remember you but you'll remember me" is like being in a furnace becasuse he's that hot. "panties will fly and knees will buckle" is the saying in this Sacramento natives house.

My daddy Michael Garcia.

by @kingsleepless December 20, 2016

Michael

Extremely hot and very sweet. Cares about everyone who he talks to, especially who he's close too. He's a very sporty kid but also cares about school. Very strong and tall, blonde hair and blue eyes and tan. Very good cuddler and kisser! You can tell and show him anything and he won't tell anyone very trustworthy. Willing to do anything and everything for that one person. He will tell you how he feels and your heart will stop because it's so sweet. He's a great boyfriend and you would want to spend the rest of your life him if you got the chance too.

girl 1: aw that michael is so cute!!
girl 2: you should start talking to him!

by 1268902 June 10, 2017

Michael Jackson

not a pedophile

i am 100% sure that Michael Jackson was not a pedophile

by sister sassy May 19, 2019

Michael

Michael is a lovely and smart guy even though he doubts himself.

He says he is stupid, but in reality he is very smart.

He has dark brown hair and glasses. He has a lisp, too.

He has hazel eyes.
He will always be there for you too

Wow!!! That's Michael?!?! He is the one who asked me out??

by Thatgrill April 24, 2019

Michael Jackson

Hehe man

Michael Jackson 😎

by 🅖🅗🅞🅢🅣💅🏻 April 29, 2021

Chris Michaels

When someone smokes so much weed they forget who and or where they are.

Omg, i am so chris michaelsed i don't know where i am.

by jonnyboy12 January 7, 2010

Michael Barrett

noun: a catcher for the Chicago Cubs that is a good hitter and an exceptional hitter.

verb: when a catcher punches a baserunner in the face as a result of anger and frustration.

Did you see Michael Barrett punch AJ Pierzynski in the face the other day?

Yeah he got messed up.

by bankok June 12, 2006