MILF

monkey in a little flannel

bob: "Dude i just saw a MILF"
bobert: "Yea rob's mom is pretty hot"
bob: "no you cock a monkey in a little flannel

by hateta October 21, 2010

Miles

Fucking dickhead. Has a square head and is an absolute crackhead

Boy: can you smell that
Boy 2: don’t worry that’s just miles gunning a zoo the can’t afford

by Babyfacesavage November 2, 2019

milf'n

1(v.) to pursue older women for sexual liasons 2(n.) a sexual experiance involving a younger man and and older woman

v) "Dude, Bon Jovi is in town this weekend. Let's get tickets and go milf'n."
n) "Let's go buy your Mom's friends some drinks and see what happens. I could use a good milf'n."

by x10leah27x August 28, 2011

milf

Mother I'd Like To Fuck

Damn Kassandra is milf. I'd make her the mother of my child any day.

by secretonelol November 24, 2014

MILF

Acronym for "Man I Love Fishing"

Wow she's a nice MILF

by Handlrvbsdfvmilf May 4, 2016

Milf Tea

When things are getting hot in the bedroom with that kid from Xbox Live's mom, you dip your male features in and out of her mouth like a tea bag until she is completely steeped in your tea.

Man, I totally got some milf tea from Timmy's mom. Now where's my Xbox...

by JagLone November 17, 2017

Milt MILF

Basically a MILF but with more experience and sells her body at a cheaper rate than other hookers.

Cheaper to run , funner to bum give her a fiver and she will make you cum.

Kurt - "Hey, milt milf give us a ride!"
Milt - "Ok fiver, hop on"
Kurt - "YES!Sweet"
Tom - "Seconds please"
Milt - "£2.50 each, you can both ride me!"

by Rahj January 20, 2008