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Showgirl Morning

An inability to commit to any engagement* earlier than mid afternoon due to grooming** requirements, preferably rising*** after 8-10 hours sleep. May involve a work of shame.

A Showgirl Morning includes adhering to a glamorous hair and makeup routine.

*Engagements frequently involve burlesque, socializing and dancing at vintage inspired events.

**Frequently involves 2 hour transformation including but not limited to wet setting hair, applying false lashes and red lipstick.

***May rise post sunset as determined by prior social activities and beauty sleep requirements of the individual.
See you at 2pm darling, Im 'having a showgirl morning....
by Eva Gardenia November 14, 2018
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Spider-Manning

When you nut on your hand and slap a girls ass or any other part of her body so the cum resembles a web
Man I really did love Spider-Manning my mom last night she was sooo mad but she couldn’t see
by stinkyYOSHI6336 March 18, 2019
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Ant-Manning

The practice of one, entering another's asshole without consent and stretching out to occupy the most space. The sole purpose being to damage one as much as possible.
Thor: Yo team I totally ant-manned this Asguardian hoe last night.

Tony: Wtf is Ant-manning...?

Ant-man: When you jump in someone's ass and EXPAAAAAAAAAANNNNNND

Tony: .....
by GIGA-Shippuden March 23, 2019
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Good Morning Smokes

The first cigarette one has during the morning. You feel the buzz a little more than the rest of the day.
My boi, A says you wake up early in the morning, and grab that good morning smokes, you do that and the day goes smooth as a smoke!
by We_Bake_Words April 10, 2019
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Sunday Morning Freeze

When the chicks all stop replying on Sunday morning after a wild Saturday night on Chad Thundercock's dick
Stacy gave me the Sunday morning freeze after a long night on Chad Thundercock's penis
by D Flawless November 4, 2019
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The Morning Cherry

when u finish a tank of liquid in your vape, go to sleep and in the morning (allowing for the previous nights vape juice to condense and cool from the vigorous seshing) treat yourself to the morning cherry, which, is the extra two hits that you can get from the prior nights liquid before you get the subsequent harsh hit of burnt coil.

NOTE: this is specifically for thc liquid, if u put nic in vape just smoke a blem u patty.
"the morning cherry is a beautiful thing"
"man, woke up on a saturday and treated myself to a morning cherry"
by GR4SSM4N October 20, 2020
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