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mad clown disease

An affliction which causes a speech-related abnormality only when saying the word "unfortunately." Whereas a normal person would say "un-for-chun-it-lee," a person in the later stages of mad clown disease will say "un-for-toon-ut-lee," much like a homosexual penguin. It's passed from person to person (or penguin) through Paris Hilton. Mad clown disease was first discovered by Dr. Al K. Seltzer in Pietermaritzburg, South Africa. You know, "South" Africa? Vast strides have been made in the fight against mad clown disease. As of yet, no cure is forthcoming, and the disease is viciously contagious. Currently, the method we are using to study the disease is spending time in the Paris Hilton (not the hotel). What? It's research!
Oh no, another outbreak of mad clown disease! Euthanize all penguins and Hilton sisters! Stay away from their orifices!
by Guoderaj March 18, 2008
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mad minute

A math game given to elementary school students to help them learn their multiplication tables.

The premise of the game, is that you are given three rows of ten basic multiplicaton problems, in which you are supposed to answer as many as you can in sixty seconds. If you manage to finish them all, you move on to 4, 5, and 6 rows.
I was the Mad Minute champion in grade school.
by Lon September 5, 2005
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Mad A

Crazy wild sex, mostly having to do with the anus.
Lauren and Brandon are probably having Mad A!
by C0l1n June 12, 2006
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mad dog

swishing a mouth full of cum around, showing your teeth, and saying "grr mad dog" while frothing white all over your face
Girl: Theres nothing i love more on a friday night than mad dog.
Boy: Oh gee.
by y3nna April 5, 2007
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mad brick

(adj) When it's so cold that you would even resort to 'bricking' i.e. getting naked with your bro to fervently rub your bare bodies against each other, for nothing more than the friction induced heat. Although this may sometimes lead to arousal and subsequent ejaculation, the action is purely heterosexual in nature.
It was mad brick out today, so Tim and Alex decided to engage in bricking; which quickly escalated into an all out session of bro sex. However, since they both declared 'no homo' beforehand, the days event were perfectly acceptable.
by JasonJones December 12, 2013
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mad skills

1. Noun - Skills which are in some way mad.

E.G.: Yo, check out these mad skills!


2. Interjection - An expression of triumph or encouragement when an individual or an individual's peers perform some amazing feat.

E.G.: Mad skills, yo!
by SuL November 22, 2003
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Mad Sleaze

The action or physical appearence of one with "slutty" attributes.
Man, Alison is so mad sleaze right now. She'd do every guy in here.
by Alison October 24, 2004
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